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Swiss women's curling team. "Hard! HARD!" Damn right!

You qualify as a double amputeee too since both your balls were removed a long time ago.

8D

It's OK there isn't any alcohol in Coors Light anyways

Or maybe it was because it is called a "killer" whale and not a "funny bunny" whale, and it has a powerful intellect, and it realized that the chick with the fish and the ponytail was the one that was keeping it in a cage. Just a thought. and was pissed Dru kept sneaking in to molest it Rudy may have a ponytail but I think you've had a horsecock in your tail.

apparently it was the trainer's ponytail that made the orca kill. do you still have a ponytail, rudy? sickie or did it fall out when you got old?

Fixed that for you. Bring a canoe.

Our women's team made your women's team cry. A silver, boo hoo

That's how they got into trouble in the first place, remember? And Tillicum is a she. No, Tilikum is a bull orca and the largest whale in captivity according to the BBC!

Who needs nationalism to have war when you got religion? BTW your women's team is getting spanked right now. There was even a girl on girl fight RAWR

If you are ready for Mescalito, the WF will be casual Thanks, I have heard both routes rated at about C2+, I know one is a lot longer. But if its all the same it should not be too bad. Rock on! PS please no flaming or trolling, this is a serious post!! I think I am going to be able to log on to elcapreport.com and watch you bail in realtime come May.

The most awesome thing about this little GIF is the way someone has stolen someone else's art and modified two whole frames so that the humpback begins breaching as an orca -but they were too lazy to follow through so it ends up a humpy again by the time it falls back into the water

Heh... and we puck fucked the Russians last night!

hey thish american wines GUDSTUFF MAN

I heard the Israelis have approached Seaworld about acquiring Tillicum. They will give him a British passport and station him in the Red Sea during the Hamas waterskiing championships

Did Nick really walk down the backside trail in his rock shoes? that's a real quick way to need a resole

I'd definitely be good at it, I can already make your mama beg for more on cue!

American wine is bargain basement crap because Americans can't taste the difference between shit and quality anyhow, so how is your opinion supposed to matter?

OM NOM NOM NOM!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8520980.stm Notice it was the French customs inspectors that noticed, not the American wine buyers/drinkers.

I'm laughing at your team too. GO CANADA! 5-3 Canada 9 wins 0 losses, USA 2 wins 7 losses.

Well no, they might have to join the line instead of pushing to the front.

I'm laughing at your team too. GO CANADA!

Wait, they make down-filled blow up dolls now? What? Won't the down get compromised? Are they 900-fill?