G-spotter

Nice work Ade & Mark.

ballers

On the contrary, there are a couple billion generalists in the world already.

if your job can be outsourced you are better employed doing something where you can justify what you want to earn

that's called pay reflecting skillz. if all you know how to do is flip burger you aren't in demand.

you'd need to take up ostrich ranching

shit talk now but who's gonna win gold, bitch? hint: not usa you'll be mourning your team just like zimzam's mourning his little pecker, rudy

ummmm yes.

no... he named his COCK rudy cause it was just a little one, no doubt

i think what he means is that the line they climbed is "next to" ie. not underneath, the red line (so yo can still see the detail of what they climbed on the photo w/o the line obscuring it)?

saying that all climbing is risky so therefore, climbing at Vantage is OK is like saying that all sex is risky so therefore, being Vinnie Knuckles' prison bitch is OK...

you'd be better off taking all that shit out of your shoes than putting it in

North Walls of the Chief got wingsuit jumped over the w/e too.

fund acid flashbacks

there are so much better things you can hike that far for. like treasure of the sierra madre on queen mountain!

room to shroom short & easy for the grade not worth the hike in retrospect

So - I don't fuck you in the ass Saturday? I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. You gotta date for Wednesday!

right because accidents like the Vance Atkins one from he 90s where he broke off a big hold which broke his belayers arm, then fell on his belayer since he was no longer belayed, breaking his leg and rupturing the belayer's spleen, don't kill anybody so they are acceptable right? vantage is a pile. it will never in a trillion years magically turn into solid rock.

the bums lost.

or bowling

they should have spent the fat years learning a trade or skill that is in demand

Come on, I've fallen at least 100 times at Vantage over 15 years and I weigh 200 pounds, and nary a bolt has pulled. Has this happened to you? I know a guy it happened to at Smith! Anyway, the "likely to pull the whole chunk of rock" statement is a crock. Maybe it's happened there once in the tens (or hundreds) of thousands of ascents over the years there. Maybe if you weighed less you'd fall less I've seen the pics. Frank Olding aka Rodchester (RIP) had it happen to him.

Vantage is the only sport area I know of where if you fall on a bolt it is likely to pull the whole chunk of rock it is placed in off the wall

more proof that vantage is a choss pile!