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Cabo San Looseness

Can't get the taste of cock out of their mouths no matter how hard they try!

Alberta/BC border near the toe of the Freshfield Icefield. That's definitely it!

Second side looks something like from D'Hiverville Meadows?

Given that most animal populations go through cycles of boom and bust it is perhaps unreasonable to expect human economies to meander along with neither.

Best ropes I've had were Edelrid and Mammut. Worst was Maxim. Sheath separated from core.

That's PhD quality scientific insight!

http://www.trailspace.com/articles/2010/03/02/rab-acquires-integral-designs.html Better buy your Integral Designs stuff before they move the factory I guess!

Increased mechanization and efficiency = increased productivity with decreased population. Plenty of clean energy available. Mostly the cost is in the transition to running on it. But North America could be hydrocarbon-free by 2030 if we wanted to spend the money. So no we aren't fucked at all. Until our robot factories revolt and make killer drones to take out the meat overlords anyhow.

you wax your shaft? TMI

If people like dane are making their own picks cause bd ones break so much it shouldn't be much of a stretch to make your own, duplicating the clipper-biner shape (flat spine, gate opening big at bottom, concave top for sorting on) in something stronger. i'm sure there's lots of people out there who would pay $100 for an unbreakable ultralight carbon fibre racking biner

Too late Bill we already have a killer whale

goal is 6 by 4 but there is a rule change afoot to make it 6'2" by 4'2" in general big dudes make bad goalies. In the olympics the norwegian? goalie was a fucking troll - 6'4, 250 lbs something like that - and he still let in 8 goals against canada

"NO damnit, I'm too busy making sure you don't fall into that crevasse 3 kilometers away to hold the end of your measuring tape!"

i've never understood why nhl teams don't hire sumo wrestlers - wtf? is there in fact a rule limiting the goalie's width? that akibono-mofo IS the size of the net! The net is 6 feet wide. Even Akibono is not 6 feet wide. Goalies have to skate. Sumos are not well known for skating ability. Finding skates big enough can be tough and then too they would probably break an ankle. Finally there is the point that pad size is regulated while goalie size isn't. So a sumo would still only have the regulation size pads which means more of his body would be exposed to pucks travelling at 110 km/h. Dude would get tenderized after one game.

Shoveling out the penguin shit and holding the other end of the measuring tape are both "helping with scientific tasks" and those are the kinds of helping you will be doing. The scientists will do all the fun stuff (like shooting laser beams, opening dimensional portals, and blowing stuff up) themselves.

Also to call it a climbing job may be dubious. Plenty of these "guide the scientist" gigs are simple glacier travel on flat ice caps with no mountaineering involved

Don't plan on taking days off to climb with this job. You won't get any days off. Don't plan on staying down there after the job is over to climb unless you can organize your own trip home, either. If you can handle both of those this is a good way to see Antarctica. Don't forget that there is nothing to spend the salary on down there and that meals and lodging are covered too.

Maybe you're just easy to manipulate.

You mean because he would have eaten the puck?

It is clear that this measure will only increase the number of starving Americans Nom nom nom

This one reminds me of that dumb pic of Tom Stoppard that Dwayner posts all the time

The Olympics has that shit already and it is called short track speed skating!

If you want him to have a real Cascades climbing experience take him up the DNB on Bear

Also curling has Mirjam Ott, and baseball doesn't. mmmmmmmm HARD! HARRRRRRRD!