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Shit o'dear. thanks you guys ...you too Allison -- I think I'll check out some lite ones. Now don't give me shit for doing Pilchuck sunday...but I did, and when I got done glissading down I was so pissed that my cheap sierra rainpants didn't have side zippers, I cut the fuckers off with a knife. Hence my new quest. [ 06-11-2002, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

trask is reminded of an old advertising slogan... DRINK CANADA DRY Ever since, trask has been trying to oblige.

JERKY

Is that a big turd pile about a meter below Lambone?

I need new rainpants that are boo-coo tough, breathable, with full length side zippers. I don't want to spend $300-400. Any ideas?

Mickeys make good dick stuffers, er' I mean stocking stuffers at Christmas.

Amber told me Veggie had a cute tush and a big 'brain'.

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You can borrow my slavegirl. She's 3'tall, no teeth, and has a flat head to set your beer on while she's gobblin' it. [ 06-10-2002, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Watchit Sucka! I never have sex on my mind, except when I do.

Of the Headmistress or Pope's lesson?

quote: Originally posted by pope: quote:Originally posted by trask: Bong-up dude! One more outburst like that and you'll be explaining your insolence and piss-poor attitude to the Headmaster! If she's that tight-assed Headmistress with the bodacious funbags in the French-maid outfit, she can spank my bare ass any time. I look forward to her flogging! [ 06-08-2002, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Smartest thing I ever did in life was to shitcan all my Visa cards. Never again.

Shit. What am I doing wrong? All I do is work my weekly 40 (home/office), deposit nice chunks of cash into my bank account, drive a company car, gas up with a company credit card, have a yearly physical compliments of medical insurance, play with a few nice municipal fund investments, upgrade my toys every couple of years, take a month off every year (paid), usually get out and about every weekend, and generally wine, dine, and shmoose... Unenjoyment for the summer? No thanks. Sucks, doesn't it? [ 06-08-2002, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

http://www.fartfarm.com/man!.wav ...takes a minute to load. [ 06-08-2002, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Bong-up dude!

Shit! No delete. [ 06-07-2002, 11:25 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

That's not David Bowie...it's Scot'teryx.

Gee, you think Fred really wanted his address all over the web?

How bout' a nice poem of commemoration -- A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known, To sound just like a song. Some farts do not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger awhile. A fart can create A most-curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, but deadly. A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairies, To small elevators, A fart will find all of us Sooner or later. So be not afraid Of the invisible gas, For always remember, That farts, too, shall pass.

http://andigraph.free.fr/animation/pageanimationseb/pagepapabite.htm

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Yo trask, have you been on vacation or just working for once?. I haven't seen you posting for a while. This is my 'make hay while the sunshines' time of year. Been busy. been busy.... posting as "son of caveman"? Blah blah. Dru, can't you even TRY to muster some facts, SOMETHING resembling an objective argument? You just sound like a sad screeching adolescent. Your kind of urine-weak analysis is better reserved for the long bus ride to and from work, NOT a board like this. Kindly put up an INFORMED opinion so I can THEN jam it up your tukas sideways... [ 06-06-2002, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Yo trask, have you been on vacation or just working for once?. I haven't seen you posting for a while. This is my 'make hay while the sunshines' time of year. Been busy.

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I hear trask only likes Schmidt's Ice and horsecock and cheese Sorry Cavey, but I leave the smegmafesting to you.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by erik: quote:Originally posted by trask: If you're talking about watching that event- I'm down. Hell, I'll even bring a towell and help the barbies wipe up. u better bring two, one for yourself and one for them!!! or two towels for the two of them and some kleenex for yourself. and some more kleenex for your avatars. I'll take it under advisement, Mr. Dru-Avatar Policeman [ 06-06-2002, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ]