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  1. STFU you plunger-pumping jizz queen - philly's players suck saddle-bagged meat flappers
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    twat-faced donkey humper
  3. WTF - Fiona Flaps beyotch, don't forget about Fiona Flaps, and Trish Fox. That bitch fucks like a street ho.
  4. I did the Willis Wall last Wed. It was a fun little outing.
  5. hahaha, we'll be sure to send his regards if we hear from him, you juicy mattress muncher.
  6. xenolith hasn't graced us with his presence in over a year, you dankish bat-fowling malt-worm.
  7. up yurs, ya felched-faced swampdonkey
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    Ya got that right sista. That there's one small lil bean.
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    Drunk already

    hahaha it's friday, what else we got ta do?
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    Drunk already

    oh oh, I'm feelin a swelling in my balls
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    Drunk already

    now she's sitting in roark's lap rubbing his jonson
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    Drunk already

    fuck, you should see the nipples on this beast!!!
  13. bullshit. we all know you'd been fucking her in the backseat before the accident. come clean, bitch
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    meet Muffy

    well Muffy, your mom has her shit together, which brings me full circle - a BJ and $50 for some suppage w/ trask I'll reciprocate w/ some excellent cunnilingus.
  15. your old lady has large hands
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    Drunk already

    Shameless Plug: I've fucking lived on Rolaids since I was old enough to eat pussy and drink beer. Finally took Prilosec and the indigestion is totally gone. I can eat ANYTHING now. Shit ain't cheap, but goddamn, it really works!!!
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