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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today" she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"

quote: Originally posted by ScottP: Gee, I'm sorry Trask. I didn't intend to ruin the mood, you fucking crybaby. I'll preface this post by saying I don't care if you're a climbing God. You need to get your head out of your ass, you sack, and quit stabbing at posts with the sarcastic, nit-picking criticism which seems to be your MO. This isn't fucking school...we don't need to be corrected or called to the office. I think you’re the whinny fuck – punk. This is the end of it for me. I don't acknowledge your ass anymore. ScottP SUX [ 06-21-2002, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: trask ]

Sorry to disagree Matt, but bathroom humor rocks. If kept in Spray, what real harm can come of it? Not to mention the fact that my penis is at least as large as the next guys. [ 06-20-2002, 12:56 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: I've been slammed on this site about 50 times using my real name. That hasn't changed too much since I quit using spray avatars. When I run into people in the really real world they don't have much shit to talk. I wouldn't talk shit to Conan either.

That deadhead Canadian dude, what's his name? Oh, yeah...Drew Sprayshaw

Tensing

Tom Frost

you want some of this you harlot?

Thankyou ScottP for the music lesson. The Blues Brothers (Jake and Elwood) did a fine job with that song. I've never understood why people like you would want to nit pick and police all aspects of everyday life. Every now and then it's fun for people to post up some songs or jokes or quotes or some shit, without necessarily giving credit to the author (bad juujuu, but we do it sometimes)...and then fucks like you crawl outta the woodwork to sour the mood with your self-righteous, hollier-than-thou pissass attitude. You must live a shallow, unrewarding life you fucking tool. Thank God I'm not like you. Kiss my ass. FUCK YOU!!! [ 06-20-2002, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: That's all that this is about anyway... smart minds speaking to other smart minds. Dennis So when can we expect something smart from you professor?

[ 06-20-2002, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

You sir, are a stuffed shirt. Take yur vitamins and lighten up.

naw, the credit goes to jake and elwood.

sk, I got friends who like me Cause I got lots of dough The people recognize me Wherever I go I don't got trouble gettin' high But if I don't get you I believe I will die I got everything I need, almost but I don't got you, and you're the thing I need the most

Hut! 4:20 Lata Dru

you boys are fuckin' harsh, man be kind to your brutha.

quote: Originally posted by IceIceBaby: However, I will appreciate at least semi serious answer I generally wear a King size condom.

quote: Originally posted by sk: trask dear maybe it is the funny bone that is missing I'm feeling verry concerned for you I've got a pocket of crumpled bills I've got a stomach full of pills I've got Fanny Fox and Rubber Mills But I ain't got you

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Lost: Trask's Brain Description: Small, quivering gray mass, looks pretty new due to lack of use. If found please contact Trask's parole officer. dude, ever stop to think and forget to start again? Yep, I thought so.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: [QB]Trask, it's a little early to be halfway through the Johnny Walker bottle mumbling Waylon Jennings lyrics. QB] Speaking of Waylon, now there's a guy I REALLY miss.

Hey there sugar darling Let me tell you something girl, I've been trying for days Gimme some lovin' and some 20/20 huggin' Ooh, you cute little thang

why can't we be friends?

You know people, when you do find that somebody Hold that woman, hold that man. Love him, hold him, squeeze her, please her, hold her.

quote: Originally posted by mattp: Trask, I'm not suggesting the site should be free of all bathroom humor and conflict. But when somebody can't bring up a serioius question about an important topic like bolting ethics without the thread degerating - every single time - into a bunch of name calling and threats and the like, there is something wrong. While some may find it amusing, nobody can argue that this actually promotes an earnest discussion of the issue. I see your point. That's why I personally stay out of the serious discussions. Not to mention the fact that I wouldn't know what the hell I was talking about anyway.