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  1. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I can drop the bird carcasses in the water supply from midnight "Well ya see Cavey, let me explain your drinking problem to you like this.... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
  2. Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabet Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.
  3. http://climbsearch.port5.com/
  4. Heh, those look like a pair of those cool Arc'teryx hybrid pants that Jim Nelson has on sale for $75.
  5. I like the matching bandana and "everything in it's place" accessories.
  6. Yeah, Cavey has been nominated for President of the Audubon Society.
  7. quote: Originally posted by icegirl: Hah! You'll see me again, with doggy in tow... Just making sure she's socialized well enough to deal with all you... uh... climbing people... Keep a tight rein on your pooch at the pube club. Certain un-named climbers (you know who you are) have a fondness for 4-legged critters (if you get my drift). [ 06-06-2002, 08:06 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
  8. Dru, now that the snow's melting, do you think these would catch on for fast decents?
  9. quote: Originally posted by Dru:
  10. Dru, I think you're just jealous because my unit is so impressive. It's okay though, I'm sure even with that little bean you're sportin', you can get the job done. The girls all say it's quality not quantity...but you and I both know they really want the trask schloooooooooong.
  11. quote: Originally posted by Dru: 100 here we come!!!! or what you did to trask's mama? Trask has no mama...it was immaculate conception.
  12. quote: Originally posted by Dru: I always take one 8 inch piece along just in case is that a strap-on for wannabees?
  13. Well, you certainly have the 3" covered, don't you Dru?
  14. Looks like you'll have the look in a few more years.
  15. What's are Kalis? Aren't they vegitables?
  16. Most of you have been pretty rude to Amber. Give her a break. It's obvious you pervies spend far too much time playin' the one stringed banjo. Best get back to class, or your cube, and quit worrying about poppin' the pink cadillac. She's too young and skinny anyway.
  17. That hoochie is a waif. Doesn't do shit for me. Maybe later when she grows up.
  18. Niiiiiiiiiice. Where do these gumby's come from anyway?
  19. What is a necronomican anyway?
  20. quote: Originally posted by Dru: Im gonna set up the hotdog stand and ask the chics if they want some hot horse cock in their buns. Well dru, since you'll be needing my services to fill those buns, what time do you want me up there? [ 05-22-2002, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
  21. This is true. Heh pope, I have a picture of dru's woman. Here tis' -
  22. quote: Originally posted by Dru: Here is a *real* picture of me damn, dru...last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. you old chum, you.
  23. quote: Originally posted by chucK: I'll get you something Trask: Trask mailorder What's yer mailing address? Cool- My address is: Chuck(trask)K 14U Circle Jerk DR. Seattle, WA.
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