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Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Happy Birthday Dan, you old bastard.

It bugs me when someone says there on the way they're now.

Grab a body shampoo, massage and whatever' at the New Tokyo Spa.

I know that goofball. I hear you calling Bud pisswater, someone else calling PBR shitbeer, someone else... I drink a shitload of beer, especially in the summer. I really don't want to pay the high prices for the designer beer (all the time, anyway). This poll is about a couple of full cases of house beer; something drinkable and good for about $25-30 total.

Beer Poll- Day in -- Day out beer drinking. Inexpensive. Non-filling. Great taste. No micro-brews, just good old everyday beer. Not looking for twenty brands. Something most everyone agrees on. So what do you recommend?

oops [ 06-13-2002, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Oh, I see we have a merry prankster here.

You're either on the bus, or off the bus.

Not only is he a guy, but he works at my favorite drinking and ass pinching establishment.

He's possibly going up to park with a klootch. [ 06-12-2002, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

What did the blond say after sex? "So, you guys all in the band"?

The Golden Saloon A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands. "At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden." "Bullshit! There's no such place!" Guy says, "Sure there is! It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"

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It's getting old! Dan Larson Blows

Thanks everybody. I went with some light Mtn. Hrdw. Grade 6 (10oz) for $85. Pretty much the same deal as everybody elses. I tried on Black Diamond's shoeller pants--fucking nice!--but--$200, and I'm not a climber--couldn't justify it. Drink lots of beer at pube club tonight and pinch Allison in the ass for me

quote: Originally posted by 666: You all suck. I heard YOU suck, bitch.

I'll trade a some of mine: - sloppy seconds - wet dream - enormus johnson - cracklicker

Tiger Mtn Scot'teryx

quote: Originally posted by Dan Larson: I think you may be right Bronco......I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH yeah, we love you too, Dan...you gumby

I miss reading Strickland's stuff. Anyone know how he's doing these days? I know he's climbing somewhere.

...complete with elasticized 'manhole' for the horsecock action