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Steamer's a fresh stool. [ 05-10-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Send a PM to DAN LARSON. He lives on Rainier...somewhere.

I don't use paper. But, I only eat with my right hand.

Seems to me that when this was posted before, Caveman and someone else had figured out a way to cheat the system, and had it down to .11 seconds. I forget how they did it.

This is a pretty hip site that ol' Jon and Timmy put together. Nothing else like it online that I've ever run across. The "climbing theme" is always in the fray, too. Guess that's why I hang around. [ 05-08-2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

Could have been. Shirley made old Clint Eastwood hot in Three Mules and Sister Sara. you can only talk climbing so much you can always talk shit

BURP, you sound like a dick shit...this fooker won't post the image. [ 05-08-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

BURP, you sound like a dick shit...this fooker won't post the image. [ 05-08-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

heh jk, is it good for you while she flirts? har har, are you, are you doing the nasty? hahahahah

quote: Originally posted by Dru: hey jkreuger did you notice your honey has been spending hours of her time online the last few weeks flirting with strange men? while the cats away the mouse is playing dude !! that's right. she want's son of cavey's mojo

sk and jk you two are swingers, aren't you admit it, hosers

Do you consider yourself a pervert? Try keeping your mind out of the gutter as you take this quiz. The answers are at the bottom of the page. 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? 4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman. 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? 7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? 9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? And the answers.... 1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? talk 2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? legs 3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it? a twenty dollar bill 4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? firetruck 5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, and aunt 6. What does a dog do that you can step into? pants 7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands? fork 8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? Almond Joy candy bar 9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages? grit 10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married? last name

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by specialed: I hope you don't know this from first-hand experience Dru. trask told me in a morning after pm heh now dru, don't be draggin' me into you and cpts. goatfest.

heh K, i'm not suckin' the cpt's. dick here, but you haf'ta admit a lack of eastside support. right or wrong, the cpt. has tried to rally the bruthas.

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quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Duchess Tavern: 2827 NE 55th, Seattle. it's bear creak, foo

I always heard money talked

SHIT, have it a Dru's house!

Who said anything about the brigade operation. I've got two big trees that I have regularily thinned out from the inside so the wind from the bay can blow through them. I throw the branches in the bay for fish habitat. Usually, the climber finishes up and we have a few drinks, some fresh crab, and a hot interlude with some of the local ms. talent around here. But I can see you're too fucking important and 'big-time' to screw around with that. I'll just get my regular bro. to do it. He knows good bucks and a good time when he sees it. I tried. [ 05-06-2002, 02:29 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

quote: Originally posted by chucK: quote:Originally posted by trask: I always heard money talked There are other ways to get laid Trask Like your method - a hole in a slippery elm log.

The Eastside of course. If the eastsider's don't make a good showing in their hood, they'll never live it down and the rest of the brah's will never take you serious again...at least when it comes to havin' a good-assed pube club time.

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?" Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money." Man: "What are the three tests?" Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules." So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar. Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her." Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot; I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there." Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar." Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams, yelps, and growling, then eventually silence. Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?

Jeez Louise, You eastsider's gonna take a slam in the pooper like that from the always 'effortlessly cool' MattP?? I'd show up just to make him eat crow, or SK, or Allison or something. hahahahahahahha

AlpuntangK, you prick. What kind of anti-pube club attitude is that? And to think I was considering having you thin out some of my trees. Cum Guzzler!!

All you dumb Pollocks Shut The Hell Up!!!!!! Some of us are trying to sleep in here.