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I luv you rush yur a tru american patriot and one of the few whos political views i agree wit

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

Mattp, I'll be happy to post bail for ya tonight. Just a small interest charge.

rn, get a life you goofball

jon's mama is so ugly, that when she was a baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. cheesedick

Now remember Dru, when people see this picture of you and your sister Daisy, act like nothing's wrong.

Dru's Mamma is so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. puss

muir on sat's Mamma is so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo. twat

Erik's mamma is so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on. taint

jon's mamma is so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know". cum guzzling homo

Oh, I get it now. You mean this isn't Jon impersonating Britney after all?

jon's mamma is so fat, her nickname is "Damn." dyke

quote: Originally posted by Dru: I got news for ya trask... they aren't girls they just dress that way :eek Yep, I've heard about your type of girl, Dru

quote: Originally posted by Dru: qb]Are you calling me your uncle? [/QB] The only time I've heard you referred to as 'uncle' is by the neighborhood girls who lovingly refer to you as Uncle Pervie. [ 06-18-2002, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

SK, last week you wanted to be "official harlot". Now what's it gonna be?

I thought she was your sister, Dru.

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Dennis, I can appreciate your pain. I knew kids in school that were like you...friendless and insecure. Of course your stint as hall monitor didn't help your cause. As a jock, I confess to razzing kids like you; wedgies and toilet head dunks were funny too. I'm not overly proud of the fact, but it was funny at the time. Anyway, please try to keep your insecurities in check, lighten up on the masterbation and don't go off on us one day with a loaded Glock, pipebomb, or something equally nasty. trask

Sorry, I didn't realize y'all were such cosmopolitan highbrows. If you're too good for Hooters, you're too good for this child. Bon apitit!

HOOTERS

I would send them to a Catholic priest for a sound buggering.

You have ever frozen your lips to an ice screw while blowing an ice plug at your partner. "just say no to crack " means setting a bolt instead of using a cam. You have ever clipped a 3 ounce set of keys to your belt with a 25 kn. carabiner. You own a $75 dress suit and a $1000 dollar Goretex suit. Your wife has AMS instead of PMS. You have ever used an ice axe to chop weeds in the garden. Your favorite shoes look like Nike ballet slippers. A Mexican bus driver has ever had to open his window because of the way you smelled. You have more summit pictures than wedding pictures. You've ever had icicles hanging from any part of your face. You've pee'd more than 3 liters in one night. You can pronounce Popocatepetl correctly more than once in a row. You say your girlfriend has a great rack and your not referring to her bust size. You've ever fallen so far that you've run out of adrenaline before you ran out of rope. You say "Namaste" instead of "Hello". You like the smell of burning yak dung. You hear the name "Hillary" and think of Everest instead of Mrs. Clinton and White House scandals. -John N. Meyer [ 06-16-2002, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: trask ]