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"Us Mountaineers, we have no fears, we do not care for riches...we knock our cocks upon the rocks, us hearty sons-a-bitches".
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Forest Service Pass - Consequences of Not Having One?
allthumbs replied to payaso's topic in Climber's Board
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Partner with weak constitution wanted
allthumbs replied to Terminal_Gravity's topic in Climbing Partners
they're all out chopping bolts and nursing hangovers -
Good story! Nice to see that Five-0 can cut some slack now and then.
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Heh Will, you still living at the bus station or did you get an apartment? Just curious.
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You know, I wouldn't even mind walking up DC with Larson. At least HE doesn't suck like a lot of gapers around here. [ 04-18-2002, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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KY and some poloroids [ 04-18-2002, 07:35 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by Highlander: Dru, it deffinatly was a plus that you showed up when you did or we may have been climbing more dirt and choss. Dan See once again a cc.commer is introduced to me by his real name and I dont find out who it is until a week later! Effective immediately I want all you .commers to go out and tape your cc.com name on your helmet so you can be identified in the field. I'm gonna write "Trask" on mine I'm gonna let you use my name, dru, but I expect you to uphold my principals. As soon as I get some, I'll let you know what they are. [ 04-18-2002, 07:18 AM: Message edited by: trask ]
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Partner with weak constitution wanted
allthumbs replied to Terminal_Gravity's topic in Climbing Partners
I'll pass. Your fetishes don't interest me. I'm sure you could book a spot on the Springer show when you get back. -
I heard it was supposed to clear up for 3 days. But, when was the last time a weather report was right around here?
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A small Darrington WA. Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian diagnosed the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time, redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said. "I don't want to have to kiss her. Second, you must never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred bucks."
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I'm up for a brawl, but only if I can wear a helmet and crampons.
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that's cool sk, but i hope yur not gonna start quotin' the sierra club creed or sumthin.
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lucky bastard ... i'll get ya on 44
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this thread sucks 43 ways
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...that slacker dru will get it 43
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I think you've stalked me 43 times today.
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quote: Originally posted by Dru: PS I cant quote stats on any of that so you can look it up on Google if you want the true #s. oh yea, right, i'll get right on it professor ...
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43 Rules
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[ 04-17-2002, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: trask ]
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gt- nope, just yur message
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I always eat with my right hand.
