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  1. MEC Belay Overparka is neither particularily light nor non-bulky but it IS damn warm, wate resistant and on sale for $200 CDN now - end of season clearance - they only got L sizes left. I have one and its the shit, like the "Negator" jo jo and twight talk about.
  2. quote: Originally posted by Terry: Don't mean to belittle the great discussion going on here, but this is too good to pass up.Terry "In his speech, Bush calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea 'Axis of Evil" -- N.Y.Times,1/30/02 ANGERED BY THEIR SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA AND SYRIA FORM 'AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL'; Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form 'Axis of Somewhat Evil'; Other Nations Start Own Clubs Beijing : Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." THE AXIS PANDEMIC International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable. With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
  3. sorry nacho, as one of the few claiming to know dwayner you have revealed yourself to be one and the same... [ 02-07-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]
  4. when I met up with veggie and lammy in lilloet a few weekends ago veggie went to great pains to explain that he mostly just lurked here and never participated in demeaning spray. then he has posted here more than me since then!!!! good work veggie!
  5. the grip looks like it is some sort of side view of a fish mouth. i wanna pair. i think G-Spotter wants some too for his "rad leashless activities" , i bet he is out there somewhere doing his patented lurk.
  6. "RURP" is "Dwayner" is "pope" is "Donna Top Step" is "hemlock" is "Dan Larson" is "mysticnacho" is Mike Adamson aka "mikeadam", the eminence grise of cc.com
  7. reminds me - how is Budweiser like sex in a canoe? they are both fucking close to water!
  8. What is the difference between Zee and Z?? Or Z and z????
  9. If you lost it, call the cops at the contact below. If the "miscellaneous gear" you lost was a big bong and 5 lbs of da kine, don't bother calling them...although They'd LOVE to have you stop by to pick it up! =============================== Miscallaneous climbing gear was turned into the Clinton RCMP on Jan 8,2002. Is there a way to reach the BC climbing community in order to find theowner of the gear? I'd appreciate a phone call.Our file # 2002-0023 Thanx in advance,AL RAMEYClinton RCMP(250) 459-2221 ===============================
  10. erik caught up with funnybone for 1000 posts!
  11. so you gonna post something or are you just keeping it in the box so the value stays high?
  12. there are now too many "matt"s on this board, using last initials is only temporary solution, get yo'selfs some new avatar names pretty dam fast.
  13. if it is annexed by OR how come you have to pay sales tax?
  14. SO WE DON'T FALL OUT OF THE CANOE
  15. survey question 100a) are you female100b) do you like wearing sport bras100c) do you like beer100d) CAN YOU BELAY???100e) what is your phone number.
  16. how long is it gonna be till someone puts up a sport route called "axis of evil"? just keep it going new longest thread, "Afghanistan on Saturday?" Fairweather sux! W Sux! Zenolith sux! Mattp sux! Matt sux! Dru sux! Cascade Legend Roger Johnson does not suck, that opening move on Rogers Tower is a bold one.
  17. "why did the moron wrap his gerbil in duct tape?" "I'll tell you tomorrow" oops wrong punchline!
  18. quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Jayb, I just found about $40 Canadian in the seat cushions of my couch and while sport climbing sucks, I'd contribute to that amount to your efforts. Simply send me a pm. what were you doing in the seat cushions, looking for your lost ounce?
  19. if you would be confident bouldering it you should just forget the rope and pretend you ARE bouldering. no offense but 10 feet isnt even a highball. if you arent confident bouldering it... another route? the only justification i see for cheater stix is where you start off a ledge and can be looking at a 50 footer (example) from the first moves if you come off more crashpads less cheater stix. back to the topic of mind control, did any one mention smoking a bowl before starting the scary lead? cause "I hear it works"
  20. Dru

    Don Humble

    The Volunteer Fire Marshal of Lilloet was seenbeing an obnoxious drunk in Lillooet on Saturday night and giving some ice climbers at another table a hard time in the form of a belligerent drunken monologue. next time he tries that he gets Capt Caveman coming right back at him, bigger, stronger and twice as drunk [ 02-06-2002: Message edited by: Dru ]
  21. You gotta combine the portaledge and crash pad to make a crash pad you drag up the wall behind you for ropeless aid climbing.
  22. I wish, when I'm 80, that there are 25 year old climbers willing to take me out and fill me full of beer. WHAT?
  23. todd you probably don't know that there is a Leavenworth climb named 'Fromunda Cheese'.
  24. i don't need head weights - just suggesting a way for you to add some weight if you got a wimpy little purple head on your tool.
  25. if you need more head weight do a web search for 'ampalang'
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