Favorite song lyrics

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

I dragged this lake

lookin' for corpses

dusted for prints

pryed up the floorboards

pieces of planes

and black box recorders

don't lie

don't lie

 

and I been preoccupied

with these sick, sick senses

that sense DNA

on barbed-wire fences

maybe someday

I'll find me a suspect

that has no alibi

 

at the right place

at the right time

I'll be dead wrong

and you'll be just fine

you won't have to quit

doin' fucked up shit

for anyone but me

 

at the right place

at the right time

I'll be dead wrong

and you'll be just fine

you won't have to stop

sayin' "I love cops"

for anyone but me

your private eye

 

and New Year's eve

was as boring as Heaven

I watched flys fuck

on channel eleven

there was no one to kiss

there was nothin' to drink

'cept some old rotten milk

someone left in the sink

 

and there's no ring

there's no ring

on the phone anymore

there's no reason to call

I passed out on the floor

smoked myself stupid

and drank my insides

raisin dry

 

at the right place

at the right time

I'll be dead wrong

and you'll be just fine

you won't have to quit

doin' fucked up shit

for anyone but me

 

at the right place

at the right time

I'll be dead wrong

and you'll be just fine

you won't have to stop

sayin' "I love cops"

for anyone but me

your private eye

 

(repeat first 2 verses,

repeat chorus)

[Dave_Schuldt]

Anything by Frank Zappa!!!

[To_The_Top]

My autosig...

[lemon]

the troops are quiet tonight

but it's not alright

'cause you know they're planning something

don't you know things have settled down,

down, down,

but quiet is a dangerous sound

we must we must we must

we must

we must we must we must

we must

keep our eyes open

and see what we'll see

what once was promised

now will be...

still uncertain?

still uncertain?

get off of that hang

just get with the bang

the tools, they will be swingin'

the tools, they will be swingin'

but we will not be beaten down

 

fu-fucking-gazi, dig it?

 

 

[allthumbs]

Wow!

Tears began to fall,

The writings on the wall

You say there's nothing I can say

She took the car and drove away

And now I'm sittin' here all alone

Without no love of my own

That's when the tears began to fall

'Cause I ain't got no love at all

[freeclimb9]

Makes youz own, foo.

[cracked]

"I'm only happy when it rains" Garbage.

[E-rock]

Orem is a cancer that kills

Orchards

Burn all my journals!

Burn all my journals!

Goodbye Utah Valley

You'll be shit ugly!

You'll be shit ugly!

 

-Puri-do

[Dru]

When a problem comes along you must whip it

Before the cream sits out too long you must whip it

Well no one gets their way until they whip it

So whip it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forwards

Move ahead

Try to detect it

Its not too late

To whip it

Whip it good.

 

[glacier]

Antidote, by Pain

 

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead

Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe

Dave's got leeches,

Mike's got flu,

Everybody's got a parasite,

I've got you.

 

First date: we thought it was great

We drank and we ate.

We stayed up real late.

Next week we hit our peak

Making the bedsprings creak.

And now, one month later.

 

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead

Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe

Dave's got leeches,

Mike's got flu,

Everybody's got a parasite,

I've got you.

 

 

I guess that's what I get

For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets

You were a wolf in a sheepskin

Playing for keeps and I lost

And now, twenty years later

 

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead

Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe

Dave's got leeches,

Mike's got flu,

Everybody's got a parasite,

I've got you.

 

I've got you!

I've got you!

Somebody tell me what to do

Should I try a bit of vinegar?

Has someone got an antidote?

Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,

Rum and coke if nothing else will do

Everybody's got a parasite,

I've got you.

 

Tony's got a botfly in his forehead

Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe

Dave's got leeches,

Mike's got flu,

Everybody's got a parasite,

I've got you.

 

Edited December 16, 2002 by glacier

[AA]

i like whip it. but it gets stuck in my head for days!

 

the lyrics themselves are so degrading, but I just can't help but love to sing along.... here's my favorite lines..

 

*...we're back now at the jackoff hour... this is DJ EasssyDick....*

 

When I met ya last night baby, before you opened up your gap

i had respect for ya lady, but now i take it all back

'cause you gave me all your p....y

and ya even licked my b*lls.......

etc

 

well if corrupt gave a f*ck about a bitch, i'd always be broke

i'd never have no mother f*ckin endo to smoke....

 

"it ain't no fuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn, if the homies can't haaave none.... it ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none"

 

one for the money, two for the bitches, threee to get ready, and four to hit the switches, in my chevy '64 ready to be exact, with biches on my side, and bitches on back

so back up bitch b/c i'm strugglin

just get on your knees and then start jugglin......

 

I apologize for those who don't know this song and think I"m just being...crude?! It's just so funny!!!

[North_by_Northwest]

Sing it wit me:

 

Hmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover

Street Sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go

Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now

Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now

 

Hmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover

Street Sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go

Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now

Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now

 

You can find me, in St. Louis rollin on dubs

Smoking dubs in clubs, blowin up like cocoa puff

Sippin Bud, gettin perved and getting dubbed

Daps and hugs, mean mugs and shoulder shrugs

And it's all because, accumulated enough stretch

Just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome

And it's candy painted, fans fainted

While I'm entertaining, wild ain't it

How me and mugs, I hang with Hannibal Lector (Hot Shit)

So feel me when I bring it, sing it loud wha

I'm from the Loop and I'm proud

Run a mile for the cause

I'm righteous above the law

Playa my style's raw

I'm "Born to Mack" like Todd Shaw

Forget the fame, and the glamour

Give me D's wit a rubber hammer

My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonic and chronic

Fuck bionic it's ironic, slammin niggas like Onyx

Lunatics til the day I die

I run more game then the Bulls and Sonics

 

Who say pretty boys can't be wild niggas

Loud niggas, O.K. Corral niggas

Foul niggas, run in the club and bust in the crowd nigga

How nigga, ask me again it's going down nigga

Now nigga, come to the circus and watch me clown nigga

 

Pound nigga, what you be givin when I'm around nigga

Frown niggas, talkin shit when I leave the town nigga

Say now, can you hoes come out to play now

Hey I'm, ready to cut you up any day now

Play by, my rules boo and you gon' stay high

May I, answer yo third question like hey I

Say hi, to my niggas left in the slamma

From St. Louis to Memphis

From Texas back up to Indiana, Chi-Town

K.C. Motown to Alabama

L-A, New York Yankee niggas to Hotlanta, Louisiana

All my niggas wit Country Grammar

Smokin blunts in Savannah

Blow thirty mill like I'm Hammer

 

Let's show these cats to make these milli-ons

So you niggas quit acting silly, mon

My +Kid+ quicker than +Billy+, mon

Talking really and I need it mon, foes I keep filly mon

'Specially off Remi, mon, keys to my Beemer, mon

Holla at Beenie Man, see me, mon

Cheifin rollin deeper than any mon, through Jennings mon

Through U-City back up to Kingsland, wit nice niggas

Sheist niggas, who snatch yo life nigga, trife niggas

Who produce and sell the same beat twice, nigga, ice nigga

All over close to never sober

From broke to havin dough, 'cause my price Range is Rover

Now I'm knockin like Jehovah

Let me in now, let me in now

Bill Gates Donald Trumph let me in, we spin now

I got money to lend my friends now, we in now

Candy Benz, Kenwood and 10"s now (Whoo!)

Fuckin lesbian twins now

Seein now, through the pen I make my ends now.

 

"Daaaamn Nelly, that's a mouf-full."

"Heeell yeah Aaron, Country Grammar is off the CHAIN."

[RedMonk]

burn baby burn....when m'I gonna get ma turn?

 

anything by bruce cockburn...that guy is solid... phenomenal guitar player as well.

[Charlie]

 

 

 

Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit

Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick

It aint hard to tell she belongs to me,

I pimped her 15 years in this industry

Now her pussy so big I don't want no mo',

But she still down wit me cuz I raised that ho

Found a bitch in East Oakland broke silly and young,

Don't let her fool ya playa, she aint really dumb

Don't be a sucka and give an old ho new life,

She got so much game ya wanna make her your wife

>From California all the way to Miami,

I pimped that bitch and now the hoes can't stand me

Cuz when I put my bitch on the streets,

Niggas rush to the store cuz they love the beats

We gettin' all the money, we cashin' all the checks,

I aint no fake pimp nigga you can take my bitch

 

 

 

[allthumbs]

Damn Charlie - that's harsh. You sure gotta a way of sweet talkin' the ladies! hahaha

[allthumbs]

Here's one of my favs:

 

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man

I live in a garbage can

I likes to go swimmin'

With bow-legged women

I'm Popeye the sailor man

Toot Toot

 

 

 

[glacier]

I'm over the eggshells I've been walking on My eggshell walking days are done I don't give a fuck about the apple cart I'll upset everyone Don't tell me on what or where to walk my friend You once did, but those days are gone I'm so over the eggshells The ones that I've been walking on Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you!

 

 

 

You're under the assumption I'll be moving on Assuming it's the next move that I'll make You've figured out I'm heading out Now we're both wide awake So rise and shine former friend of mine Did you ever think this day would dawn You can trust your assumptions Damn right I'm moving on Moving on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you Walking on, Im waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you!

 

 

 

I'm over the eggshells I've been walking on My eggshell walking days are gone I'm so over the eggshells The ones that I've been walking on Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you! Walking on Waking up Walking on I'm Walking

 

[allison]

I'm walking on sunSHINE wooHoW

I'm walking on sunshine WoohOOw

I'm WALKIing on SunSHine..wooohoo

and don't it feel GOOD

 

[mattp]

"I can't do what ten poeple tell me to do -- so I guess I'll remain the same....

 

Otis Redding

[johnny_destiny]

Longhaired Redneck

 

Written By David Allan Coe/ Jimmy Rabbit

 

COUNTRY DEEJAYS KNOWS THAT I'M AN OUTLAW

THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE

WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS

WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES

WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE

 

LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME

TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR

I GUESS HE AIN'T READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY I'VE BEEN TO PRISON

SOMEONE OUGHT TO WARN HIM

'FORE I KNOCK HIM OFF HIS CHAIR

 

'CAUSE MY LONG HAIR JUST CAN'T COVER UP MY REDNECK

I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT I'VE EVER FOUGHT

AND I DON'T NEED SOME TURKEY TELLING' ME THAT I AIN'T COUNTRY

SAYING' I AIN'T WORTH DAMNED

OLD TICKET THAT HE BOUGHT

 

'CAUSE I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS

AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW

THEY TELL ME I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD

AND SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE

AND THE BARMAID IN THE LAST TOWN THAT WE PLAYED IN

KNEW THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG I'D WROTE

SHE SAID JIMMY RABBIT TURNED HER ON TO MY LAST ALBUM

JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE JUKE BOX BROKE

 

YEAH, JOHNNY CASH HELPED ME GET OUT OF PRISON

LONG BEFORE RODRIGUEZ STOLE THAT GOAT

I'VE BEEN THE RHINESTONE COWBOY FOR SO LONG I CAN'T REMEMBER

AND I CAN DO YOU EVERY SONG

HANK WILLIAMS EVER WROTE

 

AND I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS

AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW

I CAN'T HELP IT, I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD

AND I SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE

 

BUT THE COUNTRY D.J.'S ALL THINK I'M AN OUTLAW

AND THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE

WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS

WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES

WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE

 

THE LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME

TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR

[Crack]

i know you think i'm just a stupid useless punk

because every night, i come home drunk

hi mom, it's me -that fuckin' little shit

the ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit.

 

-the Queers

 

 

[allthumbs]

you suck perv

[Off_White]

When I vote, I vote democratic

or sometimes further left

like peace & freedom

or even libertarian

I'm pro-choice, pro-environment,

Against large corporations and the neutron bomb.

But when I'm stuck on the freeway and

it's hot

and someone cuts me off

I think they outta fry that son of a bitch.

 

Its the fascist in me

(Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life. )

Its the fascist in me

(Get rid of that smell, go back where you came from.)

Its the fascist in me

(You're a burden, you're a drain on the economy.)

Its the fascist in me

Its so distasteful

going to the grocery store

for some Haagendas on

a Saturday night

when you have to pass this vermin..

 

I give to 7 charities,

I've played 5 different benefits

in the past month.

My bumper stickers say,

"Save the whales"

" visualize peace,"

"NPR"

But when someone's rude in a restaurant,

I'd like to make them look

at the barrel of a gun

and THEN we'd see how smug they are.

 

Its the fascist in me

(Wish I had the power to seize your house.)

Its the fascist in me

(Wish I had the authority to take your tongue.)

Its the fascist in me

(I'd run you naked through the middle of the town.)

Its the fascist in me

You'd live in fear knowing every

creak of the floorboard,

knock on the door, or

cry in the dark of night

could be your last

 

Sometimes I'd just like to

take on the world

and decree that they all go away

Everyone's stupid and

no one has anything

very insightful to say

 

Its the price we have to pay.

I'm tired of it today.

I'd like another way.

 

:::Its the fascist in me:::

(ad hoc etc..)

(Wear some normal clothes,

(don't have so many children,

(Learn to speak English,

(Get a job, Get a life.

(Where'd you get that car,

(which drugs did you sell,

(How'd you get that job,

(who's quota did you fill.

(I'd like to plant my fist

in the middle of your face

(Don't talk so loud,

(don't walk so slow.

(If you just disappeared

no one would care

(no one would care

:::::Its the fascist in me:::::

 

Dan Bern

The Fascist In Me