Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I dragged this lake lookin' for corpses dusted for prints pryed up the floorboards pieces of planes and black box recorders don't lie don't lie and I been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses that sense DNA on barbed-wire fences maybe someday I'll find me a suspect that has no alibi at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit for anyone but me at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to stop sayin' "I love cops" for anyone but me your private eye and New Year's eve was as boring as Heaven I watched flys fuck on channel eleven there was no one to kiss there was nothin' to drink 'cept some old rotten milk someone left in the sink and there's no ring there's no ring on the phone anymore there's no reason to call I passed out on the floor smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin dry at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to quit doin' fucked up shit for anyone but me at the right place at the right time I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine you won't have to stop sayin' "I love cops" for anyone but me your private eye (repeat first 2 verses, repeat chorus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Anything by Frank Zappa!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
To_The_Top Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 My autosig... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemon Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 the troops are quiet tonight but it's not alright 'cause you know they're planning something don't you know things have settled down, down, down, but quiet is a dangerous sound we must we must we must we must we must we must we must we must keep our eyes open and see what we'll see what once was promised now will be... still uncertain? still uncertain? get off of that hang just get with the bang the tools, they will be swingin' the tools, they will be swingin' but we will not be beaten down fu-fucking-gazi, dig it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Wow! Tears began to fall, The writings on the wall You say there's nothing I can say She took the car and drove away And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own That's when the tears began to fall 'Cause I ain't got no love at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeclimb9 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Makes youz own, foo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 "I'm only happy when it rains" Garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Orem is a cancer that kills Orchards Burn all my journals! Burn all my journals! Goodbye Utah Valley You'll be shit ugly! You'll be shit ugly! -Puri-do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 When a problem comes along you must whip it Before the cream sits out too long you must whip it Well no one gets their way until they whip it So whip it Into shape Shape it up Get straight Go forwards Move ahead Try to detect it Its not too late To whip it Whip it good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 (edited) Antidote, by Pain Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. First date: we thought it was great We drank and we ate. We stayed up real late. Next week we hit our peak Making the bedsprings creak. And now, one month later. Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. I guess that's what I get For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets You were a wolf in a sheepskin Playing for keeps and I lost And now, twenty years later Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. I've got you! I've got you! Somebody tell me what to do Should I try a bit of vinegar? Has someone got an antidote? Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide, Rum and coke if nothing else will do Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. Tony's got a botfly in his forehead Jenny's got a guinea worm in her shoe Dave's got leeches, Mike's got flu, Everybody's got a parasite, I've got you. Edited December 16, 2002 by glacier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AA Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 i like whip it. but it gets stuck in my head for days! the lyrics themselves are so degrading, but I just can't help but love to sing along.... here's my favorite lines.. *...we're back now at the jackoff hour... this is DJ EasssyDick....* When I met ya last night baby, before you opened up your gap i had respect for ya lady, but now i take it all back 'cause you gave me all your p....y and ya even licked my b*lls....... etc well if corrupt gave a f*ck about a bitch, i'd always be broke i'd never have no mother f*ckin endo to smoke.... "it ain't no fuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn, if the homies can't haaave none.... it ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none" one for the money, two for the bitches, threee to get ready, and four to hit the switches, in my chevy '64 ready to be exact, with biches on my side, and bitches on back so back up bitch b/c i'm strugglin just get on your knees and then start jugglin...... I apologize for those who don't know this song and think I"m just being...crude?! It's just so funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North_by_Northwest Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Sing it wit me: Hmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover Street Sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now Hmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover Street Sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now You can find me, in St. Louis rollin on dubs Smoking dubs in clubs, blowin up like cocoa puff Sippin Bud, gettin perved and getting dubbed Daps and hugs, mean mugs and shoulder shrugs And it's all because, accumulated enough stretch Just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome And it's candy painted, fans fainted While I'm entertaining, wild ain't it How me and mugs, I hang with Hannibal Lector (Hot Shit) So feel me when I bring it, sing it loud wha I'm from the Loop and I'm proud Run a mile for the cause I'm righteous above the law Playa my style's raw I'm "Born to Mack" like Todd Shaw Forget the fame, and the glamour Give me D's wit a rubber hammer My grammar be's ebonics, gin tonic and chronic Fuck bionic it's ironic, slammin niggas like Onyx Lunatics til the day I die I run more game then the Bulls and Sonics Who say pretty boys can't be wild niggas Loud niggas, O.K. Corral niggas Foul niggas, run in the club and bust in the crowd nigga How nigga, ask me again it's going down nigga Now nigga, come to the circus and watch me clown nigga Pound nigga, what you be givin when I'm around nigga Frown niggas, talkin shit when I leave the town nigga Say now, can you hoes come out to play now Hey I'm, ready to cut you up any day now Play by, my rules boo and you gon' stay high May I, answer yo third question like hey I Say hi, to my niggas left in the slamma From St. Louis to Memphis From Texas back up to Indiana, Chi-Town K.C. Motown to Alabama L-A, New York Yankee niggas to Hotlanta, Louisiana All my niggas wit Country Grammar Smokin blunts in Savannah Blow thirty mill like I'm Hammer Let's show these cats to make these milli-ons So you niggas quit acting silly, mon My +Kid+ quicker than +Billy+, mon Talking really and I need it mon, foes I keep filly mon 'Specially off Remi, mon, keys to my Beemer, mon Holla at Beenie Man, see me, mon Cheifin rollin deeper than any mon, through Jennings mon Through U-City back up to Kingsland, wit nice niggas Sheist niggas, who snatch yo life nigga, trife niggas Who produce and sell the same beat twice, nigga, ice nigga All over close to never sober From broke to havin dough, 'cause my price Range is Rover Now I'm knockin like Jehovah Let me in now, let me in now Bill Gates Donald Trumph let me in, we spin now I got money to lend my friends now, we in now Candy Benz, Kenwood and 10"s now (Whoo!) Fuckin lesbian twins now Seein now, through the pen I make my ends now. "Daaaamn Nelly, that's a mouf-full." "Heeell yeah Aaron, Country Grammar is off the CHAIN." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedMonk Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 burn baby burn....when m'I gonna get ma turn? anything by bruce cockburn...that guy is solid... phenomenal guitar player as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick It aint hard to tell she belongs to me, I pimped her 15 years in this industry Now her pussy so big I don't want no mo', But she still down wit me cuz I raised that ho Found a bitch in East Oakland broke silly and young, Don't let her fool ya playa, she aint really dumb Don't be a sucka and give an old ho new life, She got so much game ya wanna make her your wife >From California all the way to Miami, I pimped that bitch and now the hoes can't stand me Cuz when I put my bitch on the streets, Niggas rush to the store cuz they love the beats We gettin' all the money, we cashin' all the checks, I aint no fake pimp nigga you can take my bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Damn Charlie - that's harsh. You sure gotta a way of sweet talkin' the ladies! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Here's one of my favs: I'm Popeye the Sailor Man I live in a garbage can I likes to go swimmin' With bow-legged women I'm Popeye the sailor man Toot Toot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 I'm over the eggshells I've been walking on My eggshell walking days are done I don't give a fuck about the apple cart I'll upset everyone Don't tell me on what or where to walk my friend You once did, but those days are gone I'm so over the eggshells The ones that I've been walking on Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you! You're under the assumption I'll be moving on Assuming it's the next move that I'll make You've figured out I'm heading out Now we're both wide awake So rise and shine former friend of mine Did you ever think this day would dawn You can trust your assumptions Damn right I'm moving on Moving on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you Walking on, Im waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you! I'm over the eggshells I've been walking on My eggshell walking days are gone I'm so over the eggshells The ones that I've been walking on Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you Walking on, I'm waking up Waking up, I'm walking out Waking up and walking out on you! Walking on Waking up Walking on I'm Walking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 I'm walking on sunSHINE wooHoW I'm walking on sunshine WoohOOw I'm WALKIing on SunSHine..wooohoo and don't it feel GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 "I can't do what ten poeple tell me to do -- so I guess I'll remain the same.... Otis Redding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_destiny Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 Longhaired Redneck Written By David Allan Coe/ Jimmy Rabbit COUNTRY DEEJAYS KNOWS THAT I'M AN OUTLAW THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR I GUESS HE AIN'T READ THE SIGNS THAT SAY I'VE BEEN TO PRISON SOMEONE OUGHT TO WARN HIM 'FORE I KNOCK HIM OFF HIS CHAIR 'CAUSE MY LONG HAIR JUST CAN'T COVER UP MY REDNECK I'VE WON EVERY FIGHT I'VE EVER FOUGHT AND I DON'T NEED SOME TURKEY TELLING' ME THAT I AIN'T COUNTRY SAYING' I AIN'T WORTH DAMNED OLD TICKET THAT HE BOUGHT 'CAUSE I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW THEY TELL ME I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD AND SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE AND THE BARMAID IN THE LAST TOWN THAT WE PLAYED IN KNEW THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG I'D WROTE SHE SAID JIMMY RABBIT TURNED HER ON TO MY LAST ALBUM JUST ABOUT THE TIME THE JUKE BOX BROKE YEAH, JOHNNY CASH HELPED ME GET OUT OF PRISON LONG BEFORE RODRIGUEZ STOLE THAT GOAT I'VE BEEN THE RHINESTONE COWBOY FOR SO LONG I CAN'T REMEMBER AND I CAN DO YOU EVERY SONG HANK WILLIAMS EVER WROTE AND I CAN SING ALL THEM SONGS ABOUT TEXAS AND I STILL DO ALL THE SAD ONES THAT I KNOW I CAN'T HELP IT, I LOOK LIKE MERLE HAGGARD AND I SOUND A LOT LIKE DAVID ALLAN COE BUT THE COUNTRY D.J.'S ALL THINK I'M AN OUTLAW AND THEY'D NEVER COME TO SEE ME IN THIS DIVE WHERE BIKERS STARE AT COWBOYS WHO ARE LAUGHING' AT THE HIPPIES WHO ARE PRAYING' THEY'LL GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE THE LOUDMOUTH IN THE CORNER'S GETTING' TO ME TALKIN' 'BOUT MY EARRINGS AND MY HAIR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crack Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 i know you think i'm just a stupid useless punk because every night, i come home drunk hi mom, it's me -that fuckin' little shit the ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit. -the Queers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 you suck perv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 When I vote, I vote democratic or sometimes further left like peace & freedom or even libertarian I'm pro-choice, pro-environment, Against large corporations and the neutron bomb. But when I'm stuck on the freeway and it's hot and someone cuts me off I think they outta fry that son of a bitch. Its the fascist in me (Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life. ) Its the fascist in me (Get rid of that smell, go back where you came from.) Its the fascist in me (You're a burden, you're a drain on the economy.) Its the fascist in me Its so distasteful going to the grocery store for some Haagendas on a Saturday night when you have to pass this vermin.. I give to 7 charities, I've played 5 different benefits in the past month. My bumper stickers say, "Save the whales" " visualize peace," "NPR" But when someone's rude in a restaurant, I'd like to make them look at the barrel of a gun and THEN we'd see how smug they are. Its the fascist in me (Wish I had the power to seize your house.) Its the fascist in me (Wish I had the authority to take your tongue.) Its the fascist in me (I'd run you naked through the middle of the town.) Its the fascist in me You'd live in fear knowing every creak of the floorboard, knock on the door, or cry in the dark of night could be your last Sometimes I'd just like to take on the world and decree that they all go away Everyone's stupid and no one has anything very insightful to say Its the price we have to pay. I'm tired of it today. I'd like another way. :::Its the fascist in me::: (ad hoc etc..) (Wear some normal clothes, (don't have so many children, (Learn to speak English, (Get a job, Get a life. (Where'd you get that car, (which drugs did you sell, (How'd you get that job, (who's quota did you fill. (I'd like to plant my fist in the middle of your face (Don't talk so loud, (don't walk so slow. (If you just disappeared no one would care (no one would care :::::Its the fascist in me::::: Dan Bern The Fascist In Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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