ericb Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Wow…she owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TV…and those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings! Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning. If you really want to get her all hot and bothered, take a dump in her parking stall. Quote
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Posted November 28, 2007 She has a parking stall? How lazy. Quote
Off_White Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Be careful there Mister 206, stalking Archenemy can be a lot like hunting polar bears. Quote
builder206 Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Be careful there Mister 206, stalking Archenemy can be a lot like hunting polar bears. Their big white asses blend in with the ice floes? Quote
Dechristo Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Be careful there Mister 206, stalking Archenemy can be a lot like hunting polar bears. Their big white asses blend in with the ice floes? smooth-talker Quote
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Posted November 28, 2007 bottled sex lubricant Very clever. Quote
builder206 Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Be careful there Mister 206, stalking Archenemy can be a lot like hunting polar bears. Their big white asses blend in with the ice floes? Their big curvy white asses blend in with the ice floes? Quote
Off_White Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 No, silly boy, you don't so much hunt them as they hunt you. Quote
sobo Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities. I direct my energies to a more agrarian form of leisure activity... Quote
Dechristo Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities. I direct my energies to a more agrarian form of leisure activity... Plowing and sowing Quote
hafilax Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Beer launching mini fridge R7sZKlub86g Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Would you prefer talking into a mic? I am a talking mick. Quote
builder206 Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 (edited) Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities. I direct my energies to a more agrarian form of leisure activity... Plowing and sowing Whoa, whoa, whoa dechristo. Step off. On this board, the whole plowboy/seed drill shtick is mine. Go find another yeoman posse to hang with. Edited November 28, 2007 by builder206 Quote
ClimbingPanther Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Be careful there Mister 206, stalking Archenemy can be a lot like hunting polar bears. Archenemy lives in a garbage dump in Alaska? weird. Quote
sirwoofalot Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 The bong, or joint rolling machine. Quote
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Posted November 28, 2007 The bong, or joint rolling machine. Joint rolling machine yes.....but bong? How is that lazy? Quote
Hendershot Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 The joint rolling machine is poor form. The bong was a giant leap in technology but doesn't increase laziness. Besides, potheads need to grow up and do coke like an adult. Quote
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Posted November 28, 2007 Besides, potheads need to grow up and do coke like an adult. LOL....the best quote of the day! Quote
billcoe Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities. I direct my energies to a more agrarian form of leisure activity... Plowing and sowing I think that means just sitting around eating cereals. Quote
Stefan Posted November 29, 2007 Posted November 29, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out. Still plumbed it and readied it so that the next lazy asshole who buys my house can put it in so they don't have to actually scrub anything. You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. You must not have children. Quote
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