Pogrom420 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Pogrom is pissed. How the fuck do you few non-passive aggressive types handle it in that bullshit liberal bastion of passive aggressiveness, Seattle? Here's the scenario. The Pogrom420 is working in Seattle. Parks his truck, and starts working. He is beckoned of the scaffold, and asked to move his truck, because "the neighbor can't water her plants". Of coarse the Pogrom mumbles (a little passive on my part, yes?) about his truck being water proof. Then the neighbor shows up in her burned out hippy uniform of Birkenstocks, Alpaca sweater, and lavender pants, and proceeds to tell me "my home office looks right down onto where you park your truck, and I would so much enjoy seeing my plants, without that big old truck right behind them". Fuck, do I give a shit? Isn't this a public street? Move to Broadmore, you dumb hippy bitch. So, what do I do when the revolution starts. There are definitely people on the east side who need a dose of Pogroming. where do I start? Seattle, or the east side. I want to be organized for when the murder and mayhem starts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 And you sound like such a nice guy. I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Pogrom sounds perfectly reasonable to Choada Boy. Pogrom should park on dirtbag's plants next time and wear his headphones while dirtbag yells at him. Smile and nod, smile and nod... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 So, because you were on a scaffold this rant is related to climbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 So, because you were on a scaffold this rant is related to climbing? No, butthead. It is climbing related because I am Pogrom. Normally, Pogrom does not need to explain his actions to the likes of you, but because Pogrom is feeling escpecially charitable and nice today, Pogrom will. Leave now, Pogrom is tired of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 So, because you were on a scaffold this rant is related to climbing? No, butthead. It is climbing related because I am Pogrom. Normally, Pogrom does not need to explain his actions to the likes of you, but because Pogrom is feeling escpecially charitable and nice today, Pogrom will. Leave now, Pogrom is tired of you oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Yeah, sure Mark. Whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 weren't pogroms like mass murders of innocent people n' stuff? seems like a wierd cause to get behind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Markmcmillop Pogrom, in case you missed it, NOW is a time to do a Homer Simpson "DOHHHH" It must be hard to run multiple avatars. Where's the Dru/G-spotter/Decristo dude to weight in with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 weren't pogroms like mass murders of innocent people n' stuff? seems like a wierd cause to get behind... Organized and officially sanctioned, specifically against jews... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 One always procures a progrom when attending a drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 NOOB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 YfZ-Y2QNh7E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Pogrom is pissed. How the fuck do you few non-passive aggressive types handle it in that bullshit liberal bastion of passive aggressiveness, Seattle? Here's the scenario. The Pogrom420 is working in Seattle. Parks his truck, and starts working. He is beckoned of the scaffold, and asked to move his truck, because "the neighbor can't water her plants". Of coarse the Pogrom mumbles (a little passive on my part, yes?) about his truck being water proof. Then the neighbor shows up in her burned out hippy uniform of Birkenstocks, Alpaca sweater, and lavender pants, and proceeds to tell me "my home office looks right down onto where you park your truck, and I would so much enjoy seeing my plants, without that big old truck right behind them". Fuck, do I give a shit? Isn't this a public street? Move to Broadmore, you dumb hippy bitch. So, what do I do when the revolution starts. There are definitely people on the east side who need a dose of Pogroming. where do I start? Seattle, or the east side. I want to be organized for when the murder and mayhem starts Bill is thinking he needs multiple avatars too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Погром Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Bill is thinking he needs multiple avatars too. try multiple personalities with the one you've got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Bill is thinking he needs multiple avatars too. try multiple personalities with the one you've got It's already getting pretty crowded up there in the skull area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 You look her directly in the eye and say, Sorry, I don't speak English Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 You look her directly in the eye and say, Sorry, I don't speak English That's good, Arch, but you're kinda disappointing me. With the sway and panache you usually present I would have expected: You look her directly in the eye and say, Sorry, I don't speak Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Pogrom is pissed. How the fuck do you few non-passive aggressive types handle it in that bullshit liberal bastion of passive aggressiveness, Seattle? Here's the scenario. The Pogrom420 is working in Seattle. Parks his truck, and starts working. He is beckoned of the scaffold, and asked to move his truck, because "the neighbor can't water her plants". Of coarse the Pogrom mumbles (a little passive on my part, yes?) about his truck being water proof. Then the neighbor shows up in her burned out hippy uniform of Birkenstocks, Alpaca sweater, and lavender pants, and proceeds to tell me "my home office looks right down onto where you park your truck, and I would so much enjoy seeing my plants, without that big old truck right behind them". Fuck, do I give a shit? Isn't this a public street? Move to Broadmore, you dumb hippy bitch. So, what do I do when the revolution starts. There are definitely people on the east side who need a dose of Pogroming. where do I start? Seattle, or the east side. I want to be organized for when the murder and mayhem starts So did Pogrom explain why he had no intention of moving his truck to the said hippie, or move his truck without saying anything out loud, and then proceed to rant about the incident on an internet forum that he can be assured the said hippie will never actually see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_forester Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 sounds.....passive-aggressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 So did Pogrom explain why he had no intention of moving his truck to the said hippie, or move his truck without saying anything out loud, and then proceed to rant about the internet on a forum that he can be assured the said hippie will never actually see? No, and neither did Markmckillop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pogrom420 Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 So did Pogrom explain why he had no intention of moving his truck to the said hippie, or move his truck without saying anything out loud, and then proceed to rant about the internet on a forum that he can be assured the said hippie will never actually see? sounds.....passive-aggressive! Pogrom wanted to get paid, so unfortunately, Pogrom did what it took to get paid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Pogrom wanted to get paid, so unfortunately, Pogrom did what it took to get paid In other words, Pogrom was feeling escpecially (sic) charitable and nice that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Pine Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 (edited) Well mister porgrom youll probably get paid because I'm not going to rat on you to my neighbor. But how cute of you to badmouth me to your climbing friends on this bulletin board. Bet you didn't know that I check this place out too. OK I'll tell you why I wanted you to move your truck. It's because the thing is disgusssssting! I think I could smeel it from my kitchen this morning, or at least it looooks like i could smell it! the thing is probably a toxic waste dump on wheels... looks like three layers of feces on spread across the bubbling paint rust and probably fourteen cases of Dr. Pepper (Dr. Pepper! what's it take to be a Dr.Pepper "man" anyway?) cans floating in the sea of jack in the box bags . I didn't wnat to water my plants near that thing because I thought the water might leech some of the sludge from that thing into the planting strip and kill my begonias! Ugh....I don't want to look at your truck all day if I don't have to, so i asked you nicely and you complied. Thanks. You're a sweetie. Please finish your job soon. oh, one more thing, I'll choose burnt out hippie over lice infested slob anyday Edited September 20, 2007 by Al_Pine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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