Chugachdude Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 (edited) yeah, well the punk's been talking shit for something like over two years now, for no real reason except that he religiously refuses to look beyond the internet to find partners. He refuses to even attend any sort of organized group meetings, and is so sanctimonious about his so called "climbing ethics" (ironic for a guy who blows up mountains for a living) that he alienates almost anyone who would even consider climbing with him. Then he posts on a site made upmostly of hikers and sport climbers and calls them all "wankers" and such for not climbing alpine. Fucking pussy. Needless to say, I'd fucking kick the shit out of the dwarf ashole any day of the fucking week. Edited April 11, 2007 by Chugachdude Quote
G-spotter Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I think you guys should have group sex and call it bivy practice. Quote
Chugachdude Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I think you guys should have group sex and call it bivy practice. Â I'd definitely be the man in that little escapade. I can see it now, pulling on his stupid pony tail. He's screaming "oh, harder, harder! Deeper deeper!!" Quote
ZimZam Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 Well did you have the decency to give him a reach around? Â Quote
billcoe Posted April 11, 2007 Posted April 11, 2007 I think you guys should have group sex and call it bivy practice. Â I'd definitely be the man in that little escapade. I can see it now, pulling on his stupid pony tail. He's screaming "oh, harder, harder! Deeper deeper!!" Â Holy mother of ch***t, so it is true what they say about Alaskans!!? Damn...... Quote
Chugachdude Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 no reach around, just a dirty sanchez and a donkey punch Quote
Off_White Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 foreplay is overrated. Â Vibratory dependency means never having to engage in foreplay again, eh? Â Damn, new kid gets five pages lickety split, where have I been, jury duty? Oh, yeah. Quote
drater Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 jury duty  ha ha.  Use my patented line next time: "I'm not racist, I hate all those immigrants and queers"  "I believe marijuana should be legalized" works just as well if being ostracized isn't in your repertoire. Quote
foraker Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 jury duty  ha ha.  Use my patented line next time: "I'm not racist, I hate all those immigrants and queers"  "I believe marijuana should be legalized" works just as well if being ostracized isn't in your repertoire.  My dad's patented line, when the defense asks if there is any reason he might be prejudiced against his client and unable to be impartial, he replies: "I don't know. What's he done?" Quote
Dechristo Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 "If he wasn't here, he wouldn't have anything to worry about." Quote
johnkelley Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Chugachdude - Sounds like you at least know who I am? Why didn't you kick my ass last time you saw me? Why do you care if I post here looking for partners? Why would I ever join the fucking MCA? I'm already climbing with the best climbers in the state, who are these mystery players that are so far ahead? Being called a pussy by someone using a fake name is classic. Quote
DPS Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm already climbing with the best climbers in the state The best climbers in your state live in Washington. Quote
johnkelley Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I wouldn't go so far as to say the best but you're definently on to something. That's the reason I'm posting here looking for partners. Like I said earlier there are about a half dozen good, serious climbers here. In all honesty that's it. Quote
billcoe Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 Chugachdude - Sounds like you at least know who I am? Why didn't you kick my ass last time you saw me? Why do you care if I post here looking for partners? Why would I ever join the fucking MCA? I'm already climbing with the best climbers in the state, who are these mystery players that are so far ahead? Being called a pussy by someone using a fake name is classic. Â Yup, everybody is "tough" till they have to step up and squeek out their real name: so keep yer eye out for an anonomys large hulking angry gay climber guy coming up behind ya and eyeing your ass and yer ponytail. Quote
johnkelley Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 BTW- We took the Australian fishing over the last few days. He seemed like an alright guy. Level headed, mellow, easy going, smart, good basic outdoor skill, I'd climb with him. Quote
dan_forester Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm already climbing with the best climbers in the state The best climbers in your state live in Washington. Â Quote
ivan Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 anyone quoted monty python yet?  what's wrong w/ the world?  people aren't wearing enough hats  or maybe if we just had more digital watches... Quote
AlpineK Posted April 12, 2007 Posted April 12, 2007 BTW- We took the Australian fishing over the last few days. He seemed like an alright guy. Level headed, mellow, easy going, smart, good basic outdoor skill, I'd climb with him. Â He must be willing to give you a reach around. Quote
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