sexual_chocolate Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole. motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandShark Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 did you put it back in the drawer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 did you hear about the constipated mathematician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 no i didn't hear about no fucking constipated mathematician, nor do i want to, and it was lacquered, so it washed off real easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 hey dru, nothing personal, but i don't want to hear about some other man's shit problems right after finishing digging out a log the size of george bush's neck from my straining asshole. i'm sure you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetBoss Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Did it clog the toilet? Did you go boulder some routes without washing your hands after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_t Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 sounds like the opposite of "spray" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Try a spoon next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole. [JayB]That's what you get for leaching a living off of low-end residential realeastate manipulations[/JayB] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 did you hear about the constipated mathematician? he needed a pencil to work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Damn, thats tuff. You been eating dog food again? That will stop ya up for sure after a couple of days. The dry stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 no i didn't hear about no fucking constipated mathematician, nor do i want to, and it was lacquered, so it washed off real easy. Don't bother ever invited me over for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboboy Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 the "sexual chocolate" angle doesn't sound like a good bet either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 hey dru, nothing personal, but i don't want to hear about some other man's shit problems right after finishing digging out a log the size of george bush's neck from my straining asshole. i'm sure you understand. Chill d00d... How was Dru to know you'd flip-flop in your enjoyment of your experience of your asshole straining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 sounds like the opposite of "spray" Now that is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole. motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo. You shoved a chop-shick in your ass? Cool, feel good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Face down and ass up thats the way i like to f..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 yes, Kev, it's common knowledge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hey dechristo, what is your real name? Not your obsession name that we all know, what is your real name. Ill go first, my name is Kevin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hello Kevin, my name's Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Hi Bob! How are you? By the way I like your man boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 Those aren't boobs. I had my testicles moved to increase the comfort of my climbing harness. But... you knew that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 jesus harold christ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole. motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo. What you do is, put Eiger Solo or something comparable on the boob, then get your Frau to rattle a tray of ice cubes around in the Freezer, to simulate the sound of collapsing seracs. Then drink a quart of Odwalla carrot juice, followed by a couple of shot glasses of Vicious Viper hot sauce. Make sure all of your loved ones are standing at a safe distance. I know what you're going through. It used to be all I needed was a cup of coffee and the sports page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted January 10, 2007 Share Posted January 10, 2007 In the evening you can drink a praire fire: Shot of hot sause followed by a shot of tequila followed by a beer. That will fix you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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