LandShark

What are we talking like a couple of kgs? Got a tasty housewife or two to throw in with the duffel bag?

Is that like keeping spray in spray? he said SPRAY and PORN. HAHAHAHAHA!

did you put it back in the drawer?

Dude sick suspension system!!

When I'm bored, I usually knock on the door of some innocent young woman and then devour her when she let's me in. Try it some time - you'll like it.

Puhlease. You don't really think that kids in the ghetto that work for McDonald's really have any life aspirations do you? They're just in it for the stuff. That's like arguing that single mom's don't have more babies to increase their welfare payments. Wake up to the realities of the world! They aren't like you and me.

Is there a vacine that protects baby sharks from dolphin fungus? Dolphins are dirty freaking animals!

mmmmmmm ... unborn babies. i love the salty crunch crunch. anyone know if she needs a plumber?

woot! nice job Nick.

The Sno-Tel data from Aneroid Basin and Mt. Howard looks pretty grim. http://www.wcc.nrcs.usda.gov/snotel/snotel.pl?sitenum=653&state=or

This isn't enough time unless you luck into a perfect weather.

Yeah, but Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an asshole. Gee that's really original. Can you quote a host of other trite bumber stickers as well? Maybe "Dog is my Co-Pilot." "My dogma ran over your karma." Oh ho ho ho ho ho .... soooo funnnyyy.

Do you ladies like candygrams? Perhaps you need a plumber. Call me.

Shit you guys are just lucky you don't have to deal with the Canuckians mandatory 2 week shark quarantine. What a pain in the ass!

No no you mean no more blogs. Dumb ass. Chat rooms are so 2004.

How many Mounties does it take to spot an 18 inch highball problem?

Whatever, you can put all the regulations you want in place, but the bottom line is that there are a lot of people out there that are just plain stupid at managing their money, which is why they have bad credit to begin with. You can show them amortization table up the asshole, but they'll still sign on the bottom line when the monthly payment comes down to something that doesn't make them vomit. Either outlaw specific types of loans or educate the American consumer. Disclosure requirements won't help much.

The U.S. Coast Guard requires all ocean going vessals to carry Emergency Locators that are activated by water. Phil you are full of shit. The Coast Guard requries EPIRB's for commercial vessels but imposes no such requirement on recreational vessels. Now STFU.

I've heard Shark milk is a delicacy in China if you wanna try some. Just back off the fins man.

Reincarnation, bitch well, then the longer you live the longer you suffer and you should be striving for enlightenment ... which would explain why you waste so much time on this fucking web site ... because you like suffering.

Climbing into this freakin shark suit is pretty challenging.

Phillmeup Whitshit - Bite me. Oh wait. I'll bite you. Now go away. - LandShark

Hey CBS, I gotta a flower delivery for you at your front door. Send your wife. Do you have any oreos?

Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it. Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..

Do hot Canadian women taste good? I'll bet they do.