Jesus h. Christ

[sexual_chocolate]

I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole.

 

motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo.

[LandShark]

did you put it back in the drawer?

[G-spotter]

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

[sexual_chocolate]

no i didn't hear about no fucking constipated mathematician, nor do i want to, and it was lacquered, so it washed off real easy.

[sexual_chocolate]

hey dru, nothing personal, but i don't want to hear about some other man's shit problems right after finishing digging out a log the size of george bush's neck from my straining asshole.

i'm sure you understand.

[StreetBoss]

Did it clog the toilet? Did you go boulder some routes without washing your hands after?

[crazy_t]

sounds like the opposite of "spray"

[rob]

Try a spoon next time.

[dt_3pin]

I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole.

 

[JayB]That's what you get for leaching a living off of low-end residential realeastate manipulations[/JayB]

[lI1|1!]

did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

 

he needed a pencil to work it out.

 

[billcoe]

Damn, thats tuff. You been eating dog food again? That will stop ya up for sure after a couple of days.

 

The dry stuff.

[tvashtarkatena]

no i didn't hear about no fucking constipated mathematician, nor do i want to, and it was lacquered, so it washed off real easy.

 

Don't bother ever invited me over for dinner.

[roboboy]

the "sexual chocolate" angle doesn't sound like a good bet either.

[Dechristo]

hey dru, nothing personal, but i don't want to hear about some other man's shit problems right after finishing digging out a log the size of george bush's neck from my straining asshole.

i'm sure you understand.

 

Chill d00d...

 

How was Dru to know you'd flip-flop in your enjoyment of your experience of your asshole straining?

[kevbone]

sounds like the opposite of "spray"

 

Now that is funny!

[kevbone]

I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole.

 

motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo.

 

You shoved a chop-shick in your ass? Cool, feel good.

[kevbone]

Face down and ass up thats the way i like to f.....

[Dechristo]

yes, Kev, it's common knowledge

[kevbone]

Hey dechristo, what is your real name? Not your obsession name that we all know, what is your real name. Ill go first, my name is Kevin.

[Dechristo]

 

Hello Kevin, my name's Bob.

 

[kevbone]

Hi Bob! How are you? By the way I like your man boobs.

[Dechristo]

Those aren't boobs.

 

I had my testicles moved to increase the comfort of my climbing harness.

 

But... you knew that.

[ivan]

jesus harold christ?

[pope]

I had to use a fucking CHOP-STICK to pry loose a shit that was stuck in my asshole.

 

motherfucker time to start eating some greens yo.

 

What you do is, put Eiger Solo or something comparable on the boob, then get your Frau to rattle a tray of ice cubes around in the Freezer, to simulate the sound of collapsing seracs. Then drink a quart of Odwalla carrot juice, followed by a couple of shot glasses of Vicious Viper hot sauce. Make sure all of your loved ones are standing at a safe distance.

 

I know what you're going through. It used to be all I needed was a cup of coffee and the sports page.

[AlpineK]

In the evening you can drink a praire fire:

 

Shot of hot sause followed by a shot of tequila followed by a beer. That will fix you up.