With all the new peeps posting...

[Weekend_Climberz]

How about we propose questionairre system to verify if the person is a NW (Canadian and Alaskans accepted) climber, but the questions must be unGoogleable (is that a new word ):

 

1. What is a snafflehound? (that'll weed out a bunch of people)

 

2. What are we referring to when we say "The Mountain" (this maybe more of a WA than Canadian question)?

 

3. Who is Fred Beckey? (that's for shits and giggles)

 

4. What is a glacier and why are they dangerous? (weed out people from california and colorado)

 

5. If your partner says bring the 9 mil, what is he referring to? (for weeding out gangsta's)

 

6. Which season is longer, ice climbing season or ski season?

 

7. What's the difference between climbing in winter and winter conditions?

 

8. Who holds the speed climbing record on Mt. Hood, Mt Rainier, Mt Adams, and Mt Baker?

 

9. Have you ever bolted a crack?

 

10. Do you know what horsecock and the Nodder are?

[mtn_mouse]

I believe you have just posted the cc.com 10 essentials.

Note, it does not contain an MLU.

[ketch]

I'm not sure that Fred Shits and giggles. At least not at the same time.

[wayne]

Make room in the sand box boys. THe new infusion is here, just in time for all the oldtimers who dropped out. I feel very old as one of the few who have lingered since the earth wobbled

[sk]

I believe you have just posted the cc.com 10 essentials.

Note, it does not contain an MLU.

TOTALLY!!!!!!!

[mzchristy]

One should also be able to submit photos of really big house cats

[dmuja]

1. What is a snafflehound?

 

(a): I prefer a Guinness Stout or Rogue Ale to SH's

 

2. What are we referring to when we say "The Mountain"

 

(a): A Seattle radio station playing sometimes bad alternative rock music.

 

3. Who is Fred Beckey?

 

(a): That one guy that stole my girl friend.

 

4. What is a glacier and why are they dangerous?

 

(a): That one big crack up on Mt Hood thats like, a half mile deep.

 

5. If your partner says bring the 9 mil, what is he referring to?

 

(a): Something that he/she is going to end up carrying.

 

6. Which season is longer, ice climbing season or ski season?

 

(a): Global warming will soon make this question irrelevant.

 

7. What's the difference between climbing in winter and winter conditions?

 

(a): You get credit for one, but not the other.

 

8. Who holds the speed climbing record on Mt. Hood, Mt Rainier, Mt Adams, and Mt Baker?

 

(a): The is only one d*a*n-da-man!

 

9. Have you ever bolted a crack?

 

(a): Only after she was tied up.

 

10. Do you know what horsecock and the Nodder are?

 

(a): Two guys from Enumclaw.

Edited December 20, 2006 by dmuja

[carolyn]

11. who caught who smoking in the muir hut?

 

Damn and Im not even from the PNW!

 

[mtn_mouse]

12. What would you find in Mrs. Alden's bathtub?

[G-spotter]

13. Who is Daisy?

[strumpett]

 

1. What is a snafflehound?

Your mother or father.

 

2. What are we referring to when we say "The Mountain"

Your mother exclusive.

 

3. Who is Fred Beckey?

Certainly not your father.

 

4. What is a glacier and why are they dangerous?

Fuck you, im from Colorado.

 

5. If your partner says bring the 9 mil, what is he referring to?

your mothers dildo lenth?

 

6. Which season is longer, ice climbing season or ski season?

What is ski season mean?

 

7. What's the difference between climbing in winter and winter conditions?

Dont know?

 

8. Who holds the speed climbing record on Mt. Hood, Mt Rainier, Mt Adams, and Mt Baker?

Your uncle Buck?

 

9. Have you ever bolted a crack?

Ask your mom!

 

10. Do you know what horsecock and the Nodder are?

Sure do!

[olyclimber]

OOOOOHHHH!!!! A SECRET CLUB! I WANT TO BE a MEMBER!

[ClimbingPanther]

somebody put snafflehound on Wikipedia a while back

[tbunch]

I spent a long night trying to fend off snafflehounds w/ my 9 mil at St. Elmo's Pass before I discovered that cranking the Mountain on my boombox kept them away, but then we couldn't sleep. So... long story short, we just got up, bolted down some crack and traipsed up Liberty Ridge.

 

Can I get my Real Cimber's Guild Card now?

[Thinker]

14. Provide the name of one route on the infamous Renton granite slab.

[ericb]

15. When is it appropriate to wear gaters while bouldering

[LandShark]

How many Mounties does it take to spot an 18 inch highball problem?

[sk]

14. Provide the name of one route on the infamous Renton granite slab.

good one Thinker!!!

[minx]

15. When is it appropriate to wear gaters while bouldering

 

anytime there's camera present or when travelling with a gaggle of mounties

[gapertimmy]

69: You have shared a bivy with this man:

 

[gapertimmy]

16: What is the proper way to spot someone sending a sick boulder line?

 

[twocents]

69: You have shared a bivy with this man:

 

roflmao

[quicker_than_ewe]

69: You have shared a bivy with this man:

 

I'd rather roll on the floor laughing with a sheep

 

That statement makes me very nervous...

[quicker_than_ewe]

16. How many posts did Dru have before his sex change?

[quicker_than_ewe]

 

fitty cent, is that you?