gyselinck Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Not that it matters, but this conversation makes me feel like a badass, so I just wanted to share it with you all : Craig says: I don't climb 5.11 Casewag says: however Casewag says: i have seen you climb 5.11 Casewag says: first try Casewag says: so go fuck yourself Casewag says: i gotta go Casewag says: later I really don't climb 5.11, but some people seem to think I do. But, I thought it was funny that I had this conversation in the first place, arguing about the grade I climb. And, what was even more funny is that this man was so convinced. Makes me feel good about myself to get such compliments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric8 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 then it will make you feel really good or just wierd you out when someone told me that you climb 5.11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You do climb 5.11 d00d! Which is good as you aid climb slow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 next time, instead of asking new partners what climbs they have done or enjoyed, i'll just ask for the transcripts of pertinent online chat conversations. So If you "climb 5.10/11/12/13" is that a,b,c,d of the rating or, you can dependably lead .10a, so you climb 5.10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyselinck Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 You might also consider asking, "Whats your biggest dyno?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You might also consider asking, "Whats your biggest dyno?" good call, some hardcore climber at my Uni gym one time asked me "so... do you toprope too, or just boulder?" I told him I climbed Sahale unroped, so it was sorta like bouldering, just less dynos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cook Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I climbed sahale unroped. Does that mean I climb 5.11? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarch Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 pfffft! I can rappel 5.11, easy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I climb 5.9+ A2-: It's SO much cooler than 5.11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 You only are climbing 5.11 if your female and climbing solo Mwwwhahahahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyselinck Posted February 23, 2006 Author Share Posted February 23, 2006 I really do climb 5.11, but only when Im naked. With the exception of the boots and crampons on my feet, mittens on my hands, and blindfold around covering my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 All the 5.11s with a few exceptions here and there which I'm sure were just missed (Adreneline in Yos and Sunshine at Smith), were downgraded to 5.10 when it was learned I could do them. It was pretty humorous for a while. now I'm fat and old and don't care. It's fun to get out and do anything at any grade, proves I'm still alive anyway. I love those kinds of stories though. Like: Stranger: "Hey dude, heres the acid you loaned me": Me: "WTF?! Huh?......Really I loaned YOU? ?" Stranger: "Yes, thanks SOOOOO much dude, it was amazing and awesome, you rock, here ya go back to ya with interest." Glory halleluja, bonanza days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Just climb your 60 meters AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I'm concerned about the sentences used by this Casewag character. They don't seem to be complete thoughts. I'm wondering how you can stand talking to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 linky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 He must have meant "aiding" 5.11+ cracks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 good catch peter. we need to hold this little rascals feet to the fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I wish someone would hold my feet to the fire…last weekend I climbed so poorly that I made myself feel better by commented on how enjoyable the whole "wilderness experience" was. Can't sink much lower than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYC007 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 I own a pair of five tens is that close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 i climb your mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurthicks Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Just climb your 60 meters AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Just climb your 60 meters AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. How far is that really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Till there's no more rope left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Not if you're tied into a 70, boy genius. Just climb your seventy metres and shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 how 'bout just, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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