griz Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 It's not really funny... but it is,too. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/12/cheney.ap/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Probably figured that he's gotten away with everything else so far; might as well "cap" things off with a, er, "bang." "Open season, motherfucker! 'Cause I'm Dick Cheney, bitch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 See what happens when dick's get their hands on a gun. "Hi, I'm the NRA." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Nothing beats hunting human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 I think the hunting story is just a cover up for what really happened... Lord Cheney tried to turn the good Jedi Harry to the Dark Side. Jedi Harry refused and a great battle ensued. ... but Good Jedi Harry was no match for Lord Cheney and his minions...and was shot in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 They were Quayle-hunting? Maybe Dan was shooting back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 If Cheney was shot in the head, would anyone notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted February 13, 2006 Author Share Posted February 13, 2006 The story gets darker...this just off the wire... Cheney posing with his trophy lawyer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerminatorX Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Nice to see they're already blaming the victim . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 If Cheney was shot in the head, would anyone notice? Oh yes, he's not the stupid one, he's the crafty one. (See spin on it being the victim's fault for details) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 If he had a birthmark on his dome he could pretend to be Gorby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chriznitch Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I think he shot this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Lord Cheney And apt turn of phrase for the man who likes to shoot 50+ phaesants at a time in driven canned hunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 it's better than shooting 50+ peasants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Gator is a daddy!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratchandsniff Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Guy probably was takin trash about how great Hillary was and how much he wanted to bang her and how she'd be an awesome pres.....an ...an ...... look what happens. See...? Me to. I'd bang her. I'm getting a bone just thinking of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Shoot first, maybe ask some questions, er ... later. I don't know if Cheney's hunting strategy is an extension of his foreign policy, or vice-versa? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 A tempest in a teacup. I am pissed that the shooting of lawyers is allowed only to high government officials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I can't believe it took this long for someone to make a lawyer joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerminatorX Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 To borrow a line from Tricky Dick . . . "When the [vice] president does it, its not illegal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Meanwhile under the White House administration: On Monday, Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta chided Spears as "irresponsible" for driving with her baby son on her lap and announced a new initiative to improve child car seat safety. Ummm...tell me the priorities here? We did not know the accident happened on Saturday, but somebody in the White House admin tells us their opinion on Britney and we know that on the same day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFed Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Yo, Stefan, back up off my cash flow! Sure she's stupid, hell, she married me! But everyone knows that Britney News travels faster than light! My girl got it goin on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Neither of them had hunting tags at the time of the incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 It's not as bad as that but yeah,pretty funny and not good,for sure... from the NY times: "In a statement on Monday night, Mr. Cheney's office said a member of his staff had asked the Parks and Wildlife Department for all of the necessary permits for the vice president to go quail hunting in Texas and had paid $140. But, the statement said, the staff member was not informed of the need for an additional stamp, costing $7, to allow hunting of upland game birds. It said Mr. Cheney has now sent a $7 check to the department." In some ways, some states are pretty loose w/ laws about hunting/fishing on private property too. Public land is a different story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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