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  1. Constance trail?

    Hows the trail up to Constance? Thinking that it should be clear enough with the lack of snow we've been having. Anyone get up there recently?
  2. SAR near Ozone?

    hope you got the high definition wide screen with the morphine cocktail drink that had the little umbrella served by a blond miniskirted princess nurse wearing an ultrashort skirt, high heals, no panites and a push-up wonderbra. so did you get to see the game?
  3. [TR] Stewart Peak Area - 6/21/2008

    Looking in condition as soon as the weather turns! Schweettttt Mt Pr0n!
  4. One Less Landmark

    How about putting in some parking in Ballard for all these new units? Yeah, it's nice to think we'll all bike everywhere and cars are not necessary in the utopian future, but thats a pipe dream. Build some F***ing garages and off street parking!
  5. Raaaaaiiiiinnnnniiiiiiieeeeeeeerrrrr Beer!

    Coming soon: Rainer kegstands balancing on ice axes.
  6. The Bellevue Rant Thread

    Bellevue is like Socal with less pushy asshole californians. Gotta hand it to them, less sh*t than Tacoma.
  7. Another Bush Flop

    Smarter people than you have decided that NOT having lungs and NOT having a heart (along with hands feet etc etc, LIKE a less than 3 mo old fetus: determines only that it is only the POTENTIAL for life. NOT LIFE. So if YOU don't want to have an abortion, use birth control, except that I suspect you oppose that as your God says you'll go to hell if you do use it. But don't tell the rest of us normal people what we can do you...you...jackalope.
  8. Boskoff overdue in China

    Nothing more erie or scary than climbing peaks in the "Kung Pao" range while the locals are having a dog shortage.
  9. best of cc.com TAUNTAUNS - WORTH THE WEIGHT????

    Opps, I mean, like Torg said.
  10. best of cc.com TAUNTAUNS - WORTH THE WEIGHT????

    Tauntauns aren't worth a shit if you don't have a lightsaber to gut it and climb inside when the shit hits the fan. Who's gonna be carrying a lightsaber all the time?
  11. Climbing pics and stories requested - CNN

    My brother works for an organization where he gets calls not infrequently from various media. They will ask him to comment on something: lets say question "A". He responds with the truth - which may be response "B" Later he learns that 5 other people in his office also got the same call from the same reporter and gave that reporter the same response, which was the truth: ie response "B". However, the 6th person may have put a slight twist on the answer, or perhaps there really was never a 6th person called, but when the story is published it is - as if from total left field, response "Q". Response "B", which is the truth and what multiple experts have said, never gets mentioned. By way of justification for response "Q", they also print "quoting an unnamed source". Everybody who was asked what the truth was goes.... WTF? Where did that lie come from? Other trick, they will send a detailed Public Relations piece to the local newspaper. Fish Wrapper puts a byline on it along with a single sentence at the start which reads: "This paper has learned......" then the public relations piece is published in it's entirety. Like they just finished a 3 year investigation instead of the honest to God truth which is really and truly "We found this unsolicited PR piece in an envelope in our mailbox this morning and in an attempt to fill the paper up have decided to run it without changing a line or confirming a word." Oh, we will add our byline and the sentence "This paper has learned" to the start of it. You'd never know it by reading the piece. End of that rant. So, what is all the talk about Presidential Erections since Hillarys running: have a nice day Emily Latilla.
  12. Red Tide!

    You guys see that one of the biggest red tide closures just hit Washington? Nisqualie river and up is pretty much all slosed to Red Tide so you'll have to eat your clams at home now. In other news, the convention of shellfish has been cancelled.
  13. FOUND: New Testament on Three Fingered Jack

    Dood, did you see any golden tablets laying aournd or any burning bushes? Which mountain was it that Moses hiked up?
  14. Chalk - you've got to be kidding me...

    Ludicris Larry the Anti-tool
  15. Brush with Greatness

    Liar, everyone knows both she and her mother are gay. Hey, does sniffing a chair that Lynn Hill had sat on count?
  16. Chalk - you've got to be kidding me...

    Not gonna happen, you can't even do it yourself dood. If you really believed it you would have taken your own advice and just shut the hell up to start with. Instead here you are spraying about not spraying on our rock. Hello? Earth to "droppedthef*enpig". Hello? BTW droppedthepigagain, pretty brave challenging everyone to take your chalkbag away and hiding behind a fake name. Your mother must be very proud of your strong anonmyotie dood.
  17. Moving to the Great Pacific Northwest!

    Check out des Moines and Burien. You might think about looking for a rental in an existing condominium unit too.
  18. Cheney shoots hunter...really

    Guy probably was takin trash about how great Hillary was and how much he wanted to bang her and how she'd be an awesome pres.....an ...an ...... look what happens. See...? Me to. I'd bang her. I'm getting a bone just thinking of it.

    Dood, those that don't want to, shouldn't have to pay. Which means, those who want to pay - step up and just pay the freaking bill ya pussies-leave the rest of us alone. I agree, F*c em, let them leave town and move to Snohmish or someplace that wants them.
  20. Favorite Big Wall Beverage

    Christ! Do you have to borrow Hardings Cart to get that crap up dere? You could get all that weight down to less than a 1/2 Oz easily, and top out with some left-overs to party down with later. You'd feel a hell of a lot stronger too not dehydrating the crap out of yourself.
  21. Pilchuck River Rescue or How not to drive a 4X4

    "I'm from California, they told me the Bremerton ferry was right around here somewhere".
  22. Lamest Wash. primary yet.

    Well, if you just voted in the primary today, you might have been the only one. We just had the one of the lower primary election turnouts yet bet ya despite the new vote by mail thingy. We need to start voting on important stuff like whos hotter Pam Anderson or Brooke Burke (well Brooke Burke duh but lets vote on it). Then somebody would show up and vote even if they are voting with 1 hand. Wake me up when it gets interesting.
  23. Enumclaw and Farm Animals

  24. Raaaaaiiiiinnnnniiiiiiieeeeeeeerrrrr Beer!

    Bummer, I have old flash and the site they created won't let me see the info unless I update. Maybe somebody will describe it? I'm not going to conform and download the new flash just because they try and make me. Screw them.
  25. [TR]The Brothers: To the three asshole trundlers:

    This is another reason to keep a camera on you. Imagine posting a pic of the offensive 3 monkeys "in flagrent delegro" so to speak on this site.