faster_than_you Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms... Should be available at all convenience stores. Image of American Flag with text that says, "The only place these colors run are in my heart." Similarly, "The only place these colors burn are in my heart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Cowboy Up My Other Car is a Tractor Old Truckers Don't die, they just get a new Peterbilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 "Never Mind the Dog, Beware of Owner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 fuck you I'm from Squamish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted February 4, 2006 Author Share Posted February 4, 2006 Aren't they blowing Squamish up for the Olympics to make room for more cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluck Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 GIT R DONE Why do rednecks think this is so clever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayB Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 "Jesus is my gardner" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 "My kid was inmate of the month at San Quentin" Seen in Huntington Beach, CA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoastyJones Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 GIT R DONE Why do rednecks think this is so clever? In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 GIT R DONE Why do rednecks think this is so clever? In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language. I recommend that you walk around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punter Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my handgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 spanning the entire width of a huge dodge tailgate: "i'd rather be cummin than stroke'n" classy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Baffling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Actually it's not if yur a redneck, heh heh. I find it offensive as I drive a Ford Powerstroke. Dodge drivers are just immature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Driving a Ford doesn't make you a redneck, it makes you an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 what bumpersticker is on your truck, archenemy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 None. Just a picture of a beaver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_A Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 My, my. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 it's a flatbed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Driving a Ford doesn't make you a redneck, it makes you an idiot. PERSONAL ATTACK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Beer. Helping white men dance since 1878. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt_warfield Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Bowhunters go deeper into the bush, shoot more often, and eat what they shoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 alpinists do it in a single push oh wait...err...umm...nevermind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted March 8, 2006 Author Share Posted March 8, 2006 Mountaineers do it in large groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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