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I thought you said you were getting som sport fucking in Mike, if you want intellectual stimulation too maybe you should just get a library card moon.gif

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I've finished my hedonistic tour de whores in portland. it was too much for a simple boy. fun for about a week, then it just got old. basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb and go to school now.

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I've finished my hedonistic tour de whores in portland. it was too much for a simple boy. fun for about a week, then it just got old. basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb and go to school now.

Sticking with the things you are good at is wise.

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yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver.

 

i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being

1.)stupid

2.)boring

3.)annoying

4.)ultra high maintenance

5.)clingy

6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3)

7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with.

 

add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.

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Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well.

 

They should all breath a big sigh of relief.

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Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well.

You live at the end of the rainbow?

 

He said girls, not gay men. smileysex5.gif

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yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver.

 

i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being

1.)stupid

2.)boring

3.)annoying

4.)ultra high maintenance

5.)clingy

6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3)

7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with.

 

add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.

 

this is a problem all over the place. not just in PDX. and from this side it doesn't look any better tongue.gif

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yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver.

 

i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being

1.)stupid

2.)boring

3.)annoying

4.)ultra high maintenance

5.)clingy

6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3)

7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with.

 

add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.

 

this is a problem all over the place. not just in PDX. and from this side it doesn't look any better tongue.gif

 

Sorry I'm not buying it ML and Muffy. If anything as a demographic climber chicks might have 1 (more likely none) off your list. I want to know how many of those chicks you dated in PDX that led you to this list were actually climbers... I could have swore you said last year none of them climbed. wazzup.gif

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