fern Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I thought you said you were getting som sport fucking in Mike, if you want intellectual stimulation too maybe you should just get a library card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 thanks for bringin' that up Fern! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 You are assuming Mike has an intellect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steddy Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 do you like to play with pussies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 I've finished my hedonistic tour de whores in portland. it was too much for a simple boy. fun for about a week, then it just got old. basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb and go to school now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I've finished my hedonistic tour de whores in portland. it was too much for a simple boy. fun for about a week, then it just got old. basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb and go to school now. Sticking with the things you are good at is wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver. Â i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being 1.)stupid 2.)boring 3.)annoying 4.)ultra high maintenance 5.)clingy 6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3) 7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with. Â add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 i heartily suggest you refrain from social interaction with anyone, at least until after you graduate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 I've always thought July 17th was a GOOD date, regardless of where you live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 i heartily suggest you refrain from social interaction with anyone, at least until after you graduate. Â Good advise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 i heartily suggest you refrain from social interaction with anyone, at least after you ungulate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feces Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 is ungulate even a verb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Dru meant either: a) 'until you do an ungulate, or b) ululate c) ovulate d) ....ate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well. Â They should all breath a big sigh of relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griz Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 basically dating sucks and i'm over it. i just climb, go to school now and masturbate allot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Like that's a big surprise, even when you're getting laid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well. You live at the end of the rainbow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Too bad you just gave up, Mike. I happen to know a number of beautiful, smart, single women in Portland. Oh well. You live at the end of the rainbow? Â He said girls, not gay men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 (edited) yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver. i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being 1.)stupid 2.)boring 3.)annoying 4.)ultra high maintenance 5.)clingy 6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3) 7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with.  add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.  this is a problem all over the place. not just in PDX. and from this side it doesn't look any better Edited October 19, 2005 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Don't forget a library card won't give you STDs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 but then there are those nasty paper cuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 yeah. i should be a truck driver or a cabbie or delivery driver. i posted this in a pissed off rant last year when somehow i fell into the "dating" scene and it sucked. getting a date is easy if you find someone you want to go out with. i've always found the issue being the girl's fault of being 1.)stupid 2.)boring 3.)annoying 4.)ultra high maintenance 5.)clingy 6.)so independent that she won't shut up about how independent she is (see #3) 7.)had serious emotional trauma (raped, molested, abortions, etc...) that she still hasn't dealt with.  add 1-7 up and you got yourself a climber chick.  this is a problem all over the place. not just in PDX. and from this side it doesn't look any better  Sorry I'm not buying it ML and Muffy. If anything as a demographic climber chicks might have 1 (more likely none) off your list. I want to know how many of those chicks you dated in PDX that led you to this list were actually climbers... I could have swore you said last year none of them climbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 None of them climbed into his bed anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLegsInAlaska Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 Uhh, why does reading this thread make me scream deja vu? Oh yeah, now I remember . . .  http://www.telemarktalk.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=12953&highlight=frustrated  It's good to know that it is just not telemarkers that can be single and frustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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