pope Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Anybody going to Index this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Luckily Pope still exists to spread the message of the Good Dwayner far and wide. Cry me a river, Pope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Don't drag Johnny Down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I'm sorry Pope, but that's some second rate stuff from your pal Dwayner. It makes it even worse that you would try and draw some parallel between Dwayner and Johnny. One question that does intrigue me about Dwayner is what did he ever climb that was that great. I mean I'm sure he must have climbed something to be hired as a guide for a while. All he's shown us at CC is that he's a burned out old fart who hasn't really done much of anything for 20 years. He did have a few good posts back at the begining of cc; back before he became addicted to internet pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancegranite Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I thought we were all burned out hacks, thats why we don't climb anymore.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 I'm sorry Pope, but that's some second rate stuff from your pal Dwayner. It makes it even worse that you would try and draw some parallel between Dwayner and Johnny. One question that does intrigue me about Dwayner is what did he ever climb that was that great. I mean I'm sure he must have climbed something to be hired as a guide for a while. All he's shown us at CC is that he's a burned out old fart who hasn't really done much of anything for 20 years. He did have a few good posts back at the begining of cc; back before he became addicted to internet pictures. Second-rate? Please point me to something posted to this site in the last six months that is remotely as funny as his stuff. You won't find it. Fact is, you and your buddies have moderated the funny schtick and writing talent right out the door. Just thought I'd let people know where they can find it if they miss it. And I think they do. And I think it bugs the hell out of you. Hence, the personal attacks. Do you really want to go tit-for-tat with Dwayner on the subject of accomplishments? Why limit it to climbing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Your sense of humor needs recalibration, Pope. Since Dwayner is your god, does that mean you're a pope in the Church of Dwayner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 pope in the Church of Dwayner? The corporeal manifestation of Dwayner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Do you really want to go tit-for-tat with Dwayner on the subject of accomplishments? Why limit it to climbing? Actually I'm honestly curious what kind of climbing Don did back in the day. I already know about some of his other acomplishments. Keep up brown nosing your friend; I'm sure you'll eventually get that reach around you've been longing for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Ahhh Poppet, doesn't it tickle when Dwayner sticks his hand up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bogen Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I don't know any of these people. It was a good post, any one bitchin about it has a separate axe to grind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Free Dwayner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Free Dwayner! Fuck Dwayner, Free Pope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted January 30, 2005 Author Share Posted January 30, 2005 pope in the Church of Dwayner? The corporeal manifestation of Dwayner Ahhh Poppet, doesn't it tickle when Dwayner sticks his hand up there? Get over it. Free Dwayner! Fuck Dwayner, Free Pope! There you have it. There are the data that prove it: the funny schtick and writing talent have been moderated right out the door. I provide you guys with a copy of some of the most hilarious stufF on the net and the response is entirely predictable. L-A-M-E! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 ...some of the most hilarious stufF on the net... did I miss something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 I provide you guys with a copy of some of the most hilarious stufF on the net Now THAT is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 One question that does intrigue me about Dwayner is what did he ever climb that was that great. I thought climbing was...well just that--"climbing". Why does one have to climb something "great"? It is a great activity, even it is class 3 or 4. I didn't know you had to chestbeat or do something great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Some people climb for fun. Some people climb for ego enhancement. I believe it is latter who feel the need to do something "great" to validate their climbing experience or that doing something great validates another's climbing experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 One question that does intrigue me about Dwayner is what did he ever climb that was that great. I thought climbing was...well just that--"climbing". Why does one have to climb something "great"? It is a great activity, even it is class 3 or 4. I didn't know you had to chestbeat or do something great. Dwayner's been a loud voice claiming the moral highground on many climbing issues based on him climbing in the PNW for years. In fact just recently he or his buddy Pope made a post on Ass.com saying that he was climbing hard shit before the climber he was arguing with was born. Well that may be the case, but I don't know. In fact I don't know anybody who knows what Dwayner used to climb. If Dwayner is going to make being a burly climber from back in the day part of his shtick then I think it's a fair question. As far as this goes I'm not interested in some kind of measured competition, but I'd like to know who the man behind the long winded posts is. It's not cheastbeating to say that actions speak louder than words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harkin_Banks Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 It's just too easy to talk big on cascadeclimbers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 It's just too easy to talk big on cascadeclimbers Case in point: This little spastic ski dancer wannabe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 (edited) pope, your text is so fucking lame and boring, made me wana puke my lunch out. if your climbing ability is any match to your writing, please stay home, as i don't want to hear about another deepshit being rescued. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass (still looking for that lost gerbil?) you'd know what outside world looks like. as far as your butt-buddy (d)winer (do you need some cheese with that clownpuncher?) and his climbing ability i don't think it's worth my time (or anybody elses) to even dicuss it. both of you guys are so fucking full of shit that you are getting high on fumes from ass-turd-overload you miserable jizz-gurgling dushbag. now get lost ps and if you have a problem with that a good kick to the balls and shoe up the ass will straighten you right the fuck out Edited February 1, 2005 by glassgowkiss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DirtyHarry Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Fine prose indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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