in case you're curious

[nalo]

Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave. Also, I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer earlier. Also, I'm out of Q-tips and it's driving me crazy. Also, I like to sit crosslegged in the shower sometimes. in case you're curious about any of that stuff

[Double_E]

Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave.

ok, please tell us that the hair dryer belongs to your wife, gf, or perhaps roomate...? and that you DIDn't buy it, for yerself, just for that purpose...?

Also, I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer earlier.

pardon me, but you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit.

Also, I'm out of Q-tips and it's driving me crazy.

quit yer bitching, bro.

take two sheets of toilet paper or a tissue and fold, fold again, fold again, and then twist one corner into a little point... works almost as well.

Also, I like to sit crosslegged in the shower sometimes.

so what? big deal. so does double_e.

now did the rest of cc.com need to know this about either of us? i think not.

 

[lummox]

i like to get fluffed before intercourse 'in case you're curious about any of that stuff'

[Stefan]

Put shaving creme on the mirror. Wipe it off.

 

Next time when you take a shower you will be amazed that the mirror area you put shaving creme on will not get fogged up.

 

In case you wanted to know this little trick.

[layton]

a little club soda will get that out

[Dru]

Shave before you shower

[klenke]

For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy.

[layton]

i do it all at the same time. soapy stubble covered turds line my shower drain.

[nalo]

no you have to shit before you shower, because if you shower first you're going to ruin your perfectly clean asshole with poop.

[Lars]

when i shave in the morning and get little nicks and scratches, i like to use the blood to write little sentences of love on the mirror.

 

it's not real love unless it's in blood.

 

a shame i don't have a girlfriend though.

[ken4ord]

Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave.

 

Damn you must be taking pretty damn cold showers if you are having to defrost your mirror.

[Distel32]

shave, shit, shower

 

the only order

[rbw1966]

You must have pretty thin facial hair. If I shave without warming up my face with hot water first it feels like I am scraping my face with a rusty steak knife.

 

Shit, shower & shave.

[Distel32]

well, that is why you wash and warm your face up with hot water, then shave

[icegirl]

Technically, you should shave after you shower, it would be the most hygenic. Nothing like shaving your face with shitty hands... No, I don't shave my face, and yes, in theory I understand you "wash" your hands before you shave, but I'm just sayin'.... Heck, maybe those brillo pad whiskers would be softened up a bit by the shower and you'd get more life out of your razor as well...

[Distel32]

the debate is never ending, we should all give up now

[olyclimber]

There are other options. For instance, you could stop showering and shaving. Think of all the time that you would save.

[nalo]

Showering first definately softens the hair and makes for a closer, more comfortable shave. And yes, I know i should have said "defog" instead of "defrost". The problem with showering first is that, as mentioned before, the mirror gets foggy (not frosty) and its hard to wipe away all the errant shaving cream with water and your hands and a towel. So, I like to shit, shower, dry myself, put on a towel, dry mirror with hair dryer, shave, take off towel, get back in shower, wash off remaining foam, get out, dry myself, hang up the towel, brush my teeth, apply deoderant, get dressed,and then go about my business. In case you're curious.

[Alpinfox]

For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy.

 

According to Shane MacGowan (the undisputed expert on personal hygeine) the correct sequence is:

 

A shit, a shave, a shower, and a half a' pint of Powers.

 

 

Cheers Beyotches!

 

[klenke]

My ordering has less to do with desire and more to do with physiology.

Ergo, my "movement" always hits me later than sooner.

 

Pax, you should start a poll to ascertain the majority ordering. I can't.

[Dru]

For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy.

 

According to Shane MacGowen (the undisputed expert on personal hygeine) the correct sequence is:

 

A shit, a shave, a shower, and a half a' pint of Powers.

 

 

Cheers Beyotches!

 

"Got pissed in Letterkenny

With darlin' sportin' Jenny

Spent me very last penny

And we made it in the press

The husband caught me in the bed

Tried to shoot me in the head

Had to swim the stream to get

The Donegal Express

 

Kahaya! You fuck!

Come Hell of high water

I might have fucked your Missus

But I never fucked your daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh

Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh"

 

[Double_E]

Hello Capitalist!

 

This morning I turn to CC.com for instruction-manual on how to prioritize my morning.

 

Thank for allow me to poo at correct time.

[Alex]

someone forgot to log in correctly

[Dru]

Fol diddle dee ahh!

[Bill_Simpkins]

My usual sequence it shower then shit. I rarely shave.

However if I eatbreakfast right after waking up it shit then shower.

I only shave about once a month though ( I don't care if I look like Grizzly Adams).

Shaving everyday is for whipped boyfriends and whipped husbands and people that don't stand up to their boss. Some people say they like to shave everyday because they like a clean feeling face, but they are just metrosexuals.