nalo Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave. Also, I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer earlier. Also, I'm out of Q-tips and it's driving me crazy. Also, I like to sit crosslegged in the shower sometimes. in case you're curious about any of that stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave. ok, please tell us that the hair dryer belongs to your wife, gf, or perhaps roomate...? and that you DIDn't buy it, for yerself, just for that purpose...? Also, I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer earlier. pardon me, but you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. Also, I'm out of Q-tips and it's driving me crazy. quit yer bitching, bro. take two sheets of toilet paper or a tissue and fold, fold again, fold again, and then twist one corner into a little point... works almost as well. Also, I like to sit crosslegged in the shower sometimes. so what? big deal. so does double_e. now did the rest of cc.com need to know this about either of us? i think not. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 i like to get fluffed before intercourse 'in case you're curious about any of that stuff' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Put shaving creme on the mirror. Wipe it off. Â Next time when you take a shower you will be amazed that the mirror area you put shaving creme on will not get fogged up. Â In case you wanted to know this little trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 a little club soda will get that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 Shave before you shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 i do it all at the same time. soapy stubble covered turds line my shower drain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted December 21, 2004 Author Share Posted December 21, 2004 no you have to shit before you shower, because if you shower first you're going to ruin your perfectly clean asshole with poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 21, 2004 Share Posted December 21, 2004 when i shave in the morning and get little nicks and scratches, i like to use the blood to write little sentences of love on the mirror. Â it's not real love unless it's in blood. Â a shame i don't have a girlfriend though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Hair dryers rule for defrosting the bathroom mirror when you're done showering so you can shave. Â Damn you must be taking pretty damn cold showers if you are having to defrost your mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 shave, shit, shower  the only order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 You must have pretty thin facial hair. If I shave without warming up my face with hot water first it feels like I am scraping my face with a rusty steak knife. Â Shit, shower & shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 well, that is why you wash and warm your face up with hot water, then shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icegirl Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Technically, you should shave after you shower, it would be the most hygenic. Nothing like shaving your face with shitty hands... No, I don't shave my face, and yes, in theory I understand you "wash" your hands before you shave, but I'm just sayin'.... Heck, maybe those brillo pad whiskers would be softened up a bit by the shower and you'd get more life out of your razor as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 the debate is never ending, we should all give up now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 There are other options. For instance, you could stop showering and shaving. Think of all the time that you would save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nalo Posted December 22, 2004 Author Share Posted December 22, 2004 Showering first definately softens the hair and makes for a closer, more comfortable shave. And yes, I know i should have said "defog" instead of "defrost". The problem with showering first is that, as mentioned before, the mirror gets foggy (not frosty) and its hard to wipe away all the errant shaving cream with water and your hands and a towel. So, I like to shit, shower, dry myself, put on a towel, dry mirror with hair dryer, shave, take off towel, get back in shower, wash off remaining foam, get out, dry myself, hang up the towel, brush my teeth, apply deoderant, get dressed,and then go about my business. In case you're curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy. Â According to Shane MacGowan (the undisputed expert on personal hygeine) the correct sequence is: Â A shit, a shave, a shower, and a half a' pint of Powers. Â Â Cheers Beyotches! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 My ordering has less to do with desire and more to do with physiology. Ergo, my "movement" always hits me later than sooner. Â Pax, you should start a poll to ascertain the majority ordering. I can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 For some the three esses are Shit-Shower-Shave. For others it is Shower-Shit-Shave. I myself am a Shave-Shower-Shit kind of guy.  According to Shane MacGowen (the undisputed expert on personal hygeine) the correct sequence is:  A shit, a shave, a shower, and a half a' pint of Powers.   Cheers Beyotches!  "Got pissed in Letterkenny With darlin' sportin' Jenny Spent me very last penny And we made it in the press The husband caught me in the bed Tried to shoot me in the head Had to swim the stream to get The Donegal Express  Kahaya! You fuck! Come Hell of high water I might have fucked your Missus But I never fucked your daughter Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh"  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Hello Capitalist! Â This morning I turn to CC.com for instruction-manual on how to prioritize my morning. Â Thank for allow me to poo at correct time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 someone forgot to log in correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Fol diddle dee ahh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 My usual sequence it shower then shit. I rarely shave. However if I eatbreakfast right after waking up it shit then shower. I only shave about once a month though ( I don't care if I look like Grizzly Adams). Shaving everyday is for whipped boyfriends and whipped husbands and people that don't stand up to their boss. Some people say they like to shave everyday because they like a clean feeling face, but they are just metrosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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