layton Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 I've been asked to post this verbatim, but i had to fix the "spelling" on a couple things... A Message from Necronomicon: It was recently brought to my attention that a post existed on CC.shoothebiscuit regarding my whereabouts as of late, so I felt compelled to resond, despite my better judgement. I'm still around, and I'm still trying to get out there as much as possible, but I barely read this shitty little website anymore. Why? Two reasons. First, it sucks ass, and second, it sucks ass even worse. The 5/4/2004 Climber Picnic anouncement was on the frontpage for 6 MONTHS after the actual event. People post "TRs" about: 1) Climbs they want to do, 2) Climbs they were trying to do, but didn't even get on 3) Approaches. People post about a 5m WI2 they led, wondering if it's an FA, and what they should call it. Mods threaten to kill poeple, and ban people for threatening to kill people. Dick-measuring contests abound. Fucking liars lie about the climbs they sprayed about wanting to do, but what really happened was that they got to the base and Bert and Ernie took a hike back up into the pelvis, faced with following in the footsteps of Burdo. Jon doesn't want me pissing and shitting in your little sandbox anymore. Anytime I get a new avatar and a Mod figures out who I am, I get banned again instantly (under Jon's orders) because I am "persona non gratis" (the stated reason behind my banninations). Fucking lame. I guess I'm not part of the "click", the little tribe that has risen up around Jon and his lame ass website. I got sick of that shit in High School. I do take pride in the fact, though, that I have more banned avatars than anyone else in CC.com history, I am a gay retard, as far as I can tell (7, as far as I can remember). "Play nice." FUCK THAT!!! And then to meet people out climbing who refer to themselves and to each other by their "avatars"? The first words upon meeting someone at the crag are "Do you post?" Makes me want to puke. "So YOU'RE Necro." No, "Necronomicon" is the User ID I used to use to log onto a BBS, where I proceeded to practice pissing off total strangers for the fun of it. And then to hear that someone who has never met me in person "hates me" because I fed them shit on a BBS??? FUCKING LAME!!!! Get a hold of yourself. Are you going to beat the shit out of me when you finally meet me in person (and find out how gay I am), because of what "I" wrote on what I've always considered to be an on-line "creative offensivness" writing course? Are you that FUCKING LAME???? Having said all this, it is good to see people that get out and climb hard and freely contribute to the PNW climbing community like Mike Layton. It's clear who the hardmen and hardwomen are out there, Mike Layton for instance. Terminator and Sea of Vapours in a day, for example. You know who you are, and you rock! The rest of you: Douche bags. As far as some of the rest of you are concerned: E-Rock: Blow Me. That's right: Blow me. You know you want to. Layton: Ether burns on your nose and lips and blood in your BM after our last trip together? Hmmm...I guess you shouldn't have eaten that tuna fish sandwich I gave you. But what I really mean is that Mr. Layton is a sexy bitch and can satisfy all night long besides being a hardman. Off-White: If Big Brother knew about the real you, you'd end up in room 101 with Muffy in a cage strapped to your face. MisterE: I found your keys in Icicle Creek. Bring over your biting pillow, and I'll give 'em back. Dru: You don't know shit, but, 22,940 posts later, you're still trying to prove it to us. We get it already! Jordop: How's the "Great Canadian Novel" coming along? I was watching the Simpson's last night, and Ralphie was dressed up as a Royal Canadian Mountie singing "Oh, Canada". How true...how very, very true... Later, fuckers. ps Neurosis, 1/14, 8pm at Neumo's in Seattle. All ages. See you there. and bring your birkenstocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Yeah, he wants back sooooooooo bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 (edited) A photoshopped this one Edited June 7, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 that's 22,950, moustache curler call in any rescues lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 And will you, in turn, pass to Necro a hug? It seems like he needs one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 You two are such homos. Remember the Ontario trip last year? Hmmm?I know what that "7 days and no climbing" was REALLY about, RumpRangers. Hot baths and lubrijell for your hairy-but-somehow-attractive-to-each-other asses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hey what's being homo got to do with anything? Shit dawg, the only knock is how badly he failed his on-line "creative offensiveness" class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hey Necro, does hair grow halfway along the length of your cock, cuz that's my fetish du jour. Otherwise keep on whippin' off of 5.9 fingercracks (yeah I know the guidebook calls it 10a bu it ain't), douche bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Dude, that is one nasty fetish. I guess it makes for pretty short cocks though? That's like me being into hairy nipples, or mountain-biking or something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hey Necro there's some other web site that has many banned cc'ers. I forget the name, you should check it out. BTW Some funny shit on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 someone needs a serious ego enema.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 What stinks in here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hey Necro, does hair grow halfway along the length of your cock, cuz that's my fetish du jour. I think the ooooooh! at the end of mike's subject tag is him discovering that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwalling Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Who the fuck would write a message that long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 that's 22,950, moustache curler call in any rescues lately? Did he call in the one for DPS on Mixup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Necro has some good points though. What's up with people writing TR's about climbing Godzilla or the Beckey route on Lib Bell and such? Whatever though. It takes all kinds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Lots o' good readin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Shit I didn't make it until Page 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Necro has some good points though. What's up with people writing TR's about climbing Godzilla or the Beckey route on Lib Bell and such? Whatever though. It takes all kinds. The Beckey Route ordinarily isn't worth reading about, but do it in the snow in mountain boots and it can be interesting. All depends on what happened and how you wrote it up. Uncle Tricky could write a great TR about walking to the corner store to buy a carton of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Can we ban Layton for posting this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 BTW, Fellator. It's spelled "clique". It sure is cool though how you're still rebelling against the cool kids to feel cooler than them by proclaiming that you don't care if you're cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Somebody got a nasty spanking over at ascendancy.com from gutteraldemagogue for doing a big time neenerneener. There's gonna be a fight behind the church! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Scott, if you wanna stir the shit, you should make your own paddle, not borrow someone else's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Not trying to stir the shit, Mr. White. The link was related to this thread. I was merely providing a compelling lead-in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Those guys are psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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