RopeGunHooker Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 I bet those two dorks on the far right of the photo be Highlander and Texplorer. Rumor has it they wear neon spandex while climbing.
scot'teryx Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 was anyone at castle rock on saturday morning early afternoon? Â i saw some folks that might have been cc's but i did not dare reveal myself, but there were tigers in the woods up by ROTC Â
scot'teryx Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 the texan huh? who's that? texplorer?  I guess I spoke to him on top of castle rock as he retrieved my friends biner up midway direct.  the texan was leading a damn stout 5.10 crack on lower jello tower as we bailed  [ 09-30-2002, 02:03 PM: Message edited by: scot'teryx ]
iain Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 Tex you were touched by a legend and didn't even realize.
scot'teryx Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 "it's your world holmes, and I'm just living in it" now name that movie quote! Â
Dru Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 scott you mean you did not take 30 pictures of tex leading those routes to post on your website? Like "an unnamed texan climbs MF Direct which the guidebook says is well worthy of the name"
Dru Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 quote: Originally posted by vegetablebelay: Or brushing his teeth New Gu-Nuts. Pro, energy and dental hygeine all in one. $4.99 for a 6-pack. Comes in 3 excellent flavours: vanilla, wildberry, and horsecock.
iain Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 the camera only comes out for those gripping toprope shots.
texplorer Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 Dear Gu, The new vanilla gu-nuts work great. I was actually able to send a beckey 5.8 without bonking. I also found that extra residue worked well in holding the nuts in place. Unfortunately the 3 cases you sent me were destroyed by cougars and snafflehounds in the parking lot. Next week hope to get you a report on the new gu-draws as I am heading to the land of lycra and DFA. Â PS I believe a powerbar spy got off some shots of me using the new gu-nuts. There are even rumors these may have found their way to the internet. I will go through the usual protocols of debunking the photos with wild lies and general stupidity.
erik Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 dear tex, Â we are sorry to inform you that since you have allowed our new formula to leak to the internet...we are going to recind some of your company benefits. no longer will you recieve the shaved snaffles or the self bosy waxing kit. this information tha yo uhave allowed for our topic scret formula to get out, has caused us to rethink the current formula. no longer will there be 24000 ppm of methanphtimines....i know this was your desire, but we see our professional relationship detorirating due to your inabilty to keep a secret. please speak to compant rep. thing #1 about keeping a secret from your other sbilings. Â regards drul gushaw
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 "I will go through the usual protocols of debunking the photos with wild lies and general stupidity." Â Oh, that will be difficult.
texplorer Posted September 30, 2002 Posted September 30, 2002 Oh no, I posted to the wrong address. Ah well, Scotteryx and I have formed a new alliance. I am now going to be a breeder of the famous Cashmere cougars. It turns out that my snafflehound farm will provide a perfect food supply for my new endeavor. Â PS Dear Gu Industries, I hearby resign my post as chief Gu-sucker. Your operations have been a joke for some time. I cannot seriously endorse a product that uses snafflehound semen for a performance enhancing product.
Highlander Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by RopeGunHooker: I bet those two dorks on the far right of the photo be Highlander and Texplorer. Rumor has it they wear neon spandex while climbing. The spandex was helpful on that stem out onto the BONE, but DAMNATION shredded them. I think I may switch to Caharts and save the spandex for Smith Rox. Â [ 09-30-2002, 05:23 PM: Message edited by: Highlander ]
texplorer Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 Yea, and RGH neon is so out this year. It's all about earthtones this season.
Anna Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 Ah my GAD! Did I really make a fuss over the night climbing?????? I was pretty wasted and probably jealous that I wasn't invited or something....FUCK, I don't even remember! Had a great time though guys, thanks a lot!
allthumbs Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 quote: by Highlander: I think I may switch to Caharts and save the spandex for Smith Rox You'll be in good company with certain unnamed individuals. Spandex is for sissys. Real men wear trap-door itchy-scratchys.
Mr._Natural Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 busted. Erik next time you need to bring a handle of Beam that 1/5 went way too fast.
erik Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Mr. Natural: busted. Erik next time you need to bring a handle of Beam that 1/5 went way too fast. and came back up just as fast!!! i think jimmey has got something on me...this is twice!!! Â fuxxor
Greg_W Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 Musta been hard getting a picture of Erik not doing the thing nobody talks about, that he gets from that guy at the place.
Greg_W Posted October 1, 2002 Posted October 1, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: i count 6 climbers and 2 pairs of carhartts. 5 guys and 1 girl, sounds about right.
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