snoboy Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 Sometimes "that dish is really hot," means that it is actually really hot and will burn you. (don't ask) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 muffy, how do your panties make you look decent at work? just what kind of work at you doing? hmm??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted November 18, 2004 Share Posted November 18, 2004 (edited) When someone says "smell this" - particularly while holding up a finger - don't smell it. It's mind boggling how many people don't know this. Edited November 18, 2004 by Camilo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 If you say it smells all right, be prepared to eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Two fives definitely do not equate to one ten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 You shouldn't try to baptize a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 You shouldn't try to baptize a cat. Â Some of these are just great! Â I liked iain's "lower portcullis" comment as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 When Christian missionaries knock at your door, lower portcullis. Â and prepare boiling oil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 if i weare all my panties  I guess its a good thing to know that Muff wears panties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 if i weare all my panties  I guess its a good thing to know that Muff wears panties yes and for TLG i wear the panties under my very business like clothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Hell, I have underwear on right now. Â I feel SEXY! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 You can deep fry just about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 When you underwear gets dirty on one side, turn it inside out for another month of wear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 There was an article about 10 years ago that claimed a study showed German men to go longest on average between underwear changes---21 days I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 go commando and never anything to change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 There was an article about 10 years ago that claimed a study showed German men to go longest on average between underwear changes---21 days I think. Â that is *not* a good thing to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 21 days? seems entirely beatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 that is *not* a good thing to know Spend some time in the Southwest in August. You'll know it before you see them sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 There was an article about 10 years ago that claimed a study showed German men to go longest on average between underwear changes---21 days I think.  that is *not* a good thing to know  Unless you are considering dating a German.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 There was an article about 10 years ago that claimed a study showed German men to go longest on average between underwear changes---21 days I think.  that is *not* a good thing to know  Unless you are considering dating a German.  ........Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 How often do you think Wolfgang Gullich changed his underwear when working Action Directe? Â Do you think Alex Huber changed his ginch after free soloing Der Opportunist, or Der Kommunist, or the Brandler-Hasse, or taking the fall off the 14b pitch of Bellavista and ripping out half his gear? Â Can you place knotted panties in the cracks in the Elbesandstein? Â How many panties should one take on the melted out North Face of the Eiger? Do sWiss underwears change more often than German ones, after all there is more Swiss chocolate. Maybe they change them when the cuckoo clock coos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 There was an article about 10 years ago that claimed a study showed German men to go longest on average between underwear changes---21 days I think.  that is *not* a good thing to know  Unless you are considering dating a German.   like skyclimbs german friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 How often do you think Wolfgang Gullich changed his underwear when working Action Directe?  He probably wore an Australian banana thong to keep his weight to a minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Don't be dissin' Wolfey. His wearing of gym socks and jeans supports his disregard for gram-shaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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