bunglehead Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Sorry, it's just that Friday is my day when I take a little "Me" time and go shopping for banana hammocks for when I'm lounging around my apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Â "Your eyes" aren't the only things you shouldn't touch after chopping Jalapenos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 "Your eyes" aren't the only things you shouldn't touch after chopping Jalapenos. Â Okay True story that happened to me. When I was living in Israel, my girlfirend and I went to go stay with her aunt and uncle outside of Tel Aviv. Anyhoo, they had a swanky garden, bananas, avocados, mangos, pomegrantes, "sabras", tomatoes, and of course, peppers. Well they had these long, waxy looking peppers that looked a lot like these sweet banana peppers I used to grow in my garden in Florida. "Ooh, be careful! Those are very hot!" said my GF. "Pffft! Whatever! I used to grow these in my garden back home" I blurted out. They were hot. I went to bed and didn't wash my hands. I guess when I sleep I must pick my nose and fondle my jewels a lot, because I woke up at 2 AM with a burning nose, and some very hot "plums and carrot" It is very awkward to stand in some stranger's kitchen in Israel at 2 in the morning with your balls and nose in a glass of ice water. I am so thankful they were all heavy sleepers. That might have been hard to 'splain. Every word is true, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 "Your eyes" aren't the only things you shouldn't touch after chopping Jalapenos. Â I learned that the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 "Your eyes" aren't the only things you shouldn't touch after chopping Jalapenos. Â I learned that the hard way. Â So did my girlfriend after she got a little frisky in the middle of dinner preparations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 I kinda like it when you get that jalapeno in the eye sensation, after the first 10 minutes anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterMo Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 [quote It is very awkward to stand in some stranger's kitchen in Israel at 2 in the morning with your balls and nose in a glass of ice water. Â Figuring the same glass of water & at the same time that would be pretty awkward just about anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 I kinda like it when you get that jalapeno in the eye sensation, after the first 10 minutes anyway. Take your contacts out with those same hands - you get jalapeno the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marylou Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 because I woke up at 2 AM with a burning nose, and some very hot "plums and carrot" It is very awkward to stand in some stranger's kitchen in Israel at 2 in the morning with your balls and nose in a glass of ice water. Â That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Â Sorry for the burning sensation, but DAMN funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james_e Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 good thing to know: after having a bad day, when you need an ego boost, just read the posts at cc.com! makes me feel better about myself all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 makes me feel better about myself all the time... We may be stupid, but you live in Bremerton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 "Your eyes" aren't the only things you shouldn't touch after chopping Jalapenos. Â I learned that the hard way. Â Although my situation involved alcohol, vampiric hot sauce, and at least a hundred people hearing the gossip about the incident the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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