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favorite bumper stickers of all time?

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This one... snaf.gif

 

Seriously, I loved this one:

 

"No matter how hot she looks, some guy out there is fucking tired of her shit."

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Maybe DFA posted this already in this thread's first incarnation, but here it is possibly again anyway:

 

Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. evils3d.gif Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs?

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My best was in the last election,{It said give me 3 dui's over 4 Purple hearts any day}. Although I loath Bush I thought it was funny.

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Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. evils3d.gif Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs?

 

If, in this case, "SUV" was a description of the act, perhaps it would stand for:

 

Somebody's Useless Vengeance

 

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458190-shocker.JPG

 

- a s s m yelrotflmao.gif n k e y

 

AAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below"

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i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below"

Sounds religious. WWJD?

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Two of the best I've seen recently on the same truck in Silverdale:

Left side of truck: "Mean People Suck!"

Right side of truck: "Nice People Swallow!"

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i saw this one this morning. wtf does this mean? "as above, so below"

 

The Lord's Prayer: ... thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.

 

or, maybe, they want you to piss in a bottle and crap in a Pipe Bomb at home.

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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

 

I don't know, I've always had my head leaning back when I've done that.

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When you choke a smurf...

 

Wow, that's one of the best euphamisms I've ever heard.

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17. smurf

Known person of an internet community who creates a new avatar for the purpose of doing the following things while being unknown.

 

1) To have fun picking on people

2) To keep the reputation of their main avatar intact

3) To be left alone

4) To remove themselves from any bias that the community might have on their main avatar

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When you choke a smurf...

 

Wow, that's one of the best euphamisms I've ever heard.

 

Like getting your truck stuck in the mud or a soggy sandwich?

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Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. evils3d.gif Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs?

 

If, in this case, "SUV" was a description of the act, perhaps it would stand for:

 

Somebody's Useless Vengeance

 

hellno3d.gif

 

Come on, don't be such a square. All vengeance is useful!

 

"Getting even is not the best revenge. It is the only revenge!"

 

- GW Hayduke

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