jjd Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 BRITNEY SPEARS took a gorgeous brunette GIRL back to her hotel after spending five hours boozing in a notorious gay and lesbian club. The giggling pop princess held hands with her beautiful companion as they left the club with Britney's new boyfriend Kevin Federline and another man in tow. One reveller told us: "Britney was all over the brunette in the cab on the way back to the hotel. "They were laughing and giggling and Britney made sure she sat next to the brunette, not Kevin. They all went upstairs together at the hotel. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 What the hell is Brittney doing hanging out with a tool-ass dude like that? He looks like David Silver from 90210. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 high-class news reporting there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 No joke...this really causes me to lose faith in humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 That's fucking killer. Britney rules. - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I love those UK tabloids. The US tabloids don't even tell you what brand of toothpaste the celebs are using this week, or what color JLo's stool was yesterday morning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 But they had those "Olsen Twins are Anorexic Bone-bag" cover photos last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 That's fucking killer. Britney rules. Smelly-End-of-Monkey has got it right. I think I dislike Britney a bit less after this news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 17, 2004 Share Posted May 17, 2004 I cant wait for the video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotterdamerung Posted May 18, 2004 Share Posted May 18, 2004 Britney, I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjd Posted May 20, 2004 Author Share Posted May 20, 2004 How about this picture: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thadsboner Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 i wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jja Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 what else would she be doing there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 She looks as though she is about to hurl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 She looks like she's channelling Tammy Faye Bakker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 oh yeah britney. one more thing: i lied about wearing a condom last night. at least drive home safely. mmmkay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Face it, she's on the downward spiral and needs to do anything to stay in the press - Her thighs are expanding enough to rub together, she's spilling over her low-rise jeans with what will soon be a fine selection of GLH (girl love handles) and she's dating some meshback who's got a kid by another woman/girl. She'll soon sink back into the whitetrash primorial ooze from whence she arose, with nary a bubble to mark her passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 She'll soon sink back into the whitetrash primorial ooze from whence she arose, with nary a bubble to mark her passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gripped Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 She'll soon sink back into the whitetrash primorial ooze from whence she arose, with nary a bubble to mark her passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 How about this picture: YAAAAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glacier Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Caption: Britney Spears suddenly and spontaneousely ages, revealing that she is actually Joan Rivers, who sold her soul to the devil for a return to youth and popularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 yup, britney is on the way out, annabelle is in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 BRITNEY ENDS GERMAN CONCERT IN TEARS Relatives of troubled pop beauty Britney Spears are seriously worried about her mental health -- after she rushed off stage in Berlin, Germany, in tears. The superstar, 22, has been struggling to cope with her huge workload as she continues her Onyx Hotel tour in Europe, and sources close to Britney fear the situation is only going to get worse. Britney is reportedly desperate to return home to her mother Lynne after suffering the worst reviews of her career for the raunchy stage show. But with contractual obligations preventing her from ditching the tour, miserable Britney is getting more and more depressed. And the depth of her anguish was clearly demonstrated when she ran off the stage in the German capital and fled to a waiting car, before ignoring fans as she ran into her hotel. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, "Dozens of fans were waiting for her outside the hotel. "She rushed straight past them with her baseball cap pulled right down over her eyes. But everyone could see she had been crying her eyes out on the limo journey. Her mascara was streaming down her face." The sexy singer has now taken her tour to France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted May 20, 2004 Share Posted May 20, 2004 looks like she's taking a few makeup and hair tips from Courtney Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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