Sabertooth Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 What are the strangest names for routes you have ever seen? I thought I had seen it all until I heard about some new routes in Tieton. Diarrhea Direct, Fudge Packer, Dirty Sanchez??? Come on Joe, you can do better than that. Kids climb here. How about some names a little less offensive, for the new book? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Pouch Whisker and Scrotal Avenger at Smith are winners! Quote
snoboy Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Fantastic Exploding Rectal Syringe. Not so popular I here. Quote
iain Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Did my contribution of Rumsfeld's Nubbins ever make it into the new Watts guidebook? Oh wait! Why don't I go check in my copy! Quote
joepuryear Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Hey come on now, Fudge Packer belongs to Jens Klubberud and Troy Manfredi. We named our added pitch Bowl Packer. Quote
Off_White Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Well, since we're on risque rather than wacky, City of Rocks had some doozies: Adolescent Homo Nipples and Clits and some others I can't recall. They're all moderate routes on a short wall, just the kind of thing you'd take your kids to. I know I did, we just sort of "renamed" the climbs in a temporary manner. Also, some boulders at Santee in San Diego: Butt Plug Doggy Dick and a buildering problem at Evergreen in Olympia: Gynecologist (the end of the problem is when you reach up and put your finger in the hole) Quote
layton Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Jordop and I added Angry Nipple Discharge, and Carlos Rossi Memorial Tower to the list o' stupid names. Quote
Distel32 Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Anal Tongue Darts Golden Shower The Vagina Trent's Mom I think Trent's Mom is my favorite, because when talking about it and in pictures, things like this always come up, "Dave doing Trent's Mom" Plus the problem has a vertical 3 finger slot. Quote
sobo Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Bill Robins was quite "famous" for his choice of route names, wherever he climbed. His legacy is probably most notable around Frenchman's Coulee. Check the guide book for some of his more memorable route monikers... PS Saber: Did you get the package I sent you? And did you check out the downtown store for "the manuscript" yet? Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Orifice Fish Too Drunk To Fuck Sewer Rat Might Taste Like Pumpkin Pie But I'd Never Know Cause Id Never Eat The Filthy Motherfucker Screw BC Parks Hot Cherry Bendover Quote
scott_harpell Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I always thought 'black dyke' and 'negro lesbian' were funny. Quote
EWolfe Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Sherman, Head, Murray & Co have some great ones - from Hueco Tanks Guide: Another Lonely Felchboy Baby Born With A Wooden Leg Barfing Up The Wrong Tree Beaster Bunny Bilbo Gets Buggered Castro's Bizarre Wormburger The Cornhologram Devil's Butthole Dwarf Toss Tragedy French Kiss From Grandma General Fishe's Half-Inch Journey Of Delight Hobbit In A Blender Hyperconcious Master Of The Extreem Illinios Enema Bandit Ilsa, She-Wolf Of The SS Legless Little Hero Mouthful Of Vapo-Rub Old School Retrogrind Crunch Funk Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama Stunt Breasts Suck In Dick Ten Inch Plastic Boyfriend Uncut Yogi The Vagitarian Weed With Roots In Hell Quote
layton Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 I still think hot cherry bendover was a PERFECT name for that climb. -that beer's for a fallen comrade. bring back the bendover! Quote
glassgowkiss Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 cunning stunt cunning runt remember my member Quote
matt_warfield Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 From Granite Mountain, Arizona: Magnolia Thunder Pussy (involves chimneying out a hanging flake system with a gaping maw) Beaver Cleaver (runout face directly above a knife edge buttress top) Granite Jungle (awkward squeeze chimney) The area has many other excellent route names. Hats off to first ascent teams that put thought and creativity into their route names. Quote
MrDoolittle Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Orifice Fish: Funny on a number of levels Quote
Thrill Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Smell of Fat Chick Tammy Bakers Face Group Therapy Suck my Kiss Quote
Figger_Eight Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 From Selected Climbs at Red River Gorge: Are the Pies Fresh? Ball Scratcher Bohica Buff the Wood Come in Your Lycra Cosmic Sausage Into the Purple Valley Kick Me in the Jimmie Milkin' the Chicken Pocket Pussy The Reacharound Rectal Exorcism Skin boat Slip it in Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 For a Fat Girl, You Can Sure Run Chrome Plated Pig with Marital Aids Stuck All Over It Quote
Dru Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 What's that "Brad Driscoll Outnumbered his guests" one? Quote
ScottP Posted March 4, 2004 Posted March 4, 2004 Something like: "Brad Driscoll outnumbered his guests by one, but a good time was had by all." Quote
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