lummox Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 i like to hear these lies. they are my favorites. 1 you are really big. 2 i never had an orgasm with a client before. 3 you are so smart. what are your favorite lies? Quote
RobBob Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 "you're not forty!" "your muscles are even bigger now" Quote
girlclimber Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 see http://www.mountainspeedclimbing.org/ Quote
catbirdseat Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 You look pretty buff for an old guy. Quote
bunglehead Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 "You look like you lost weight" "I Love you!" Quote
Fejas Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 "We're not off route!" "It gets easyer the further up you go." and "OH! OH! OH! OH! YES! YES! YES! YES! OH YES! I'M READY, YES! OH YES!" Quote
bunglehead Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 "Of course I'm emotionally fulfilled" "Your ex doesn't bother me at all" "I'm not jealous!" "I'm listening" Quote
Fejas Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 Or maybe the worst favorite... "I have a head ache" Quote
Thadsboner Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 i like to hear these lies. they are my favorites. 1 you are really big. Sucks to be you! Quote
layton Posted February 20, 2004 Posted February 20, 2004 Canadian version: I'm over 14 years old Quote
scott_harpell Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 i can't stand all those other cc.com wimmin. you are the only one i ever even talk to. Quote
Gripped Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 Iraq is hiding weapons of mass destruction. Read my lips, no new taxes. I never had sex with that intern. and from my Favorite Movie star: We bomb the Russians in 5 minutes. Quote
willstrickland Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 No, that dress doesn't make your ass look big Quote
Dru Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 i'll give it back to ya as soon as im done Quote
minx Posted February 21, 2004 Posted February 21, 2004 No, that dress doesn't make your ass look big hey that's not a lie. it's never the dress that makes an ass look big Quote
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