EWolfe Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 The monkey speaks tonight, four days before the Chinese acknowledge his year. Quote
rhino Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 is it just me...or is he saying everything twice... just cuz you repeat it doesn't make it true Quote
lummox Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 i listened to the speech while checking out artwork by gg allin. it was weird. Quote
Stonehead Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) Edited January 21, 2004 by Stonehead Quote
Alpinfox Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 An excerpt of a recent Oval Office telephone call: Speechwriter: "Yes Mr. President, steroid use by professional athletes is certainly a very important national issue, I'll be sure to include that in your speech." Bush: "OK, great. I'm glad I could contribute... Now be sure and spell out all them big words funetikally on tha cue cards this time!" Speechwriter: "Yes, of course Mr. President." Quote
dberdinka Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I was drinking beer and plugging my ears. ANyone care to give a synophsis of the grand oratory of our commander-in-chief? Quote
badvoodoo Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 "Terror bad, gay marriage bad, me likey flight suit. God bless America, and don't mess with Texas." Oh wait, you wanted a synopsis.... Quote
Alpinfox Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 A synophsis [which is a great Bushism by the way]: We're going to spend 30 million dollars to put an end to steroid use among professional athletes. Sexually transmitted diseases are sexually transmitted. Therefore we are going to spend [can't remember exact amount] on "Abstinence education". And in conclusion, "Terrorist, terrorist, terrorist, God Bless America". You can actually see a cartoon version of the speech HERE Quote
pete_a Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 if you want a good laugh, listen to 'State of the Union' by Cloud Cult...alternative speech from rearranged samples of Bush's idiotic ramblings. you can hear it on KEXP's online archive http://www.kexp.org/archivedaudio.asp play the archive at 1/20/04 7:29am... ...oops shoulda mentioned that you will hear the last few seconds of a song by Unkle before the State of the Union song comes on... Quote
Alpinfox Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I think the track you are talking about is "Eye for an eye" by "Unkle". Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Here is the caveman state of the union address: Fuck it's new years bitches so stop whining. NO politician will fill your dreams. Never has happened. There is some obscure or famous ski run just waiting for ya idiot. Get on it and shit. I heard there was some ice climbing in Canada jackass. What do you need an invitation and topo? If so keep waiting. Rock climbing is still killer in the desert so shut up and quit whining beyotch. Big walls are waiting for you in the desert so get lost there or dive into your job and whine. Sport routes are at the gym all year long. Change the holds yourself. Nobody is watching so do it. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I vote catbirdseat as president. Mostly for expected assassination expectations. Quote
10b4me Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I thought he was suppose to give the State of the Union of the US, not the State of the Union of Iwrack. Quote
offwidthclimber Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 BRAVO! BRAVO!! Caveman for president! now that's a man hard AT WORK! Quote
layton Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Was Bush really wearing his flight jacket? Quote
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2004 Author Posted January 21, 2004 How about a state of the ONION address? Quote
catbirdseat Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 I vote catbirdseat as president. Mostly for expected assassination expectations. Quote
rr666 Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Was Bush really wearing his flight jacket? This is what he wearing under the flight jacket: Quote
lummox Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 i dint know steroids were 'a serious and mounting threat to our country'. wait. that was saddam and all his wmd shizzle. or was it gephart and the unions? Quote
pope Posted January 21, 2004 Posted January 21, 2004 Anybody think Bush will take California? The conservative talk-radio spray this morning seemed pretty negative on Bush's approach to the illegal immigration situation. Outside of essentially importing cheap labor (which would make a small business owner happy), I'm not sure I understand what Bush has to gain with his approach. Do you think this will earn him a larger fraction of the hispanic vote? Quote
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