dryad Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable. Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Just flash your new rack at her and that'll scare her enough to leave you alone. (You know which rack I'm talking about.) Tell her they are impromptu surgical instruments for bitchy people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Learn to wish that everything should come to pass exactly as it does. Epictetus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 iain said: Put some mescaline in her coffee. Traskicus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted August 27, 2003 Author Share Posted August 27, 2003 Necronomicon said: Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete. Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 dryad said: Necronomicon said: Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete. Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. Be sure to program that robot arm to raise its middle finger for your bitch coworker!!! HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 dryad said: Necronomicon said: Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete. Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted August 27, 2003 Author Share Posted August 27, 2003 Necronomicon said: Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday. But who'll program that one, hmmmm? Next thing you know, we'll be getting into some deep metaphysical origins of the universe issues here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 dryad said: Necronomicon said: Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday. But who'll program that one, hmmmm? Next thing you know, we'll be getting into some deep metaphysical origins of the universe issues here. The arms can program each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 it would be like a big robot reach around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 get her drunk and eat her pussy problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 trask said: get her drunk and eat her pussy problem solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Hey Necro, I hate parts of my job too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 I may have to cancel my Labor Day weekend plans and work straight through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 dryad said: Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert? oh hell yea i can 'use' ya. but in terms of your job skills any monkey can be trained to do that shit. that combinatorial chemistry shit is way last millenium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 I know a recruiter who I think specialises in your field, do you want to PM me with a phone number and I'll have Frank call? I was surprised to find out somebody did that for a living (recruit biotech and something drug thing something workers) as it seems a very narrow field, but it's the truth, at least from my laymans piss poor ears it sounded like "biotech blah blah recruiter" something. I could be off, but who knows? Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 billcoe said: I could be off, but who knows? Bill Bill, you know you are off, we know you are off, so don't play naive with the sprayhounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 MisterE said: billcoe said: I could be off, but who knows? Bill Bill, you know you are off, we know you are off, so don't play naive with the sprayhounds not naive... do you want to PM me with a phone numbe smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 dryad said: I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable. Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert? Sounds like a god-awful job due. And boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 (edited) dryad said: I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable. Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert? That sucks....hope you can find something better, like spraying on cc.com on company time..... Edited August 28, 2003 by Dave_Schuldt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted August 28, 2003 Author Share Posted August 28, 2003 lummox said: that combinatorial chemistry shit is way last millenium. I don't do combinatorial chemistry. If anyone wants a chemist, give catbirdseat a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 My job was at least tolerable today. Got $100 cash bonus from the Pres. O' the company. I was inspired by the martini spray, I went out and bought some Bombay. Everythin' chillin' as I spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glen Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 <yawn> then... and... / followed by... Repeat as neccessary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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