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I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable.

 

Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert?

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Necronomicon said:

Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete.

Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. tongue.gif

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dryad said:

Necronomicon said:

Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete.

Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. tongue.gif

 

Be sure to program that robot arm to raise its middle finger for your bitch coworker!!! HAHAHA

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dryad said:

Necronomicon said:

Isn't there a distributed processing screensaver that can do your job? I think you've become obsolete.

Not quite, but for parts of my job, I can be replaced by a robot arm. But I'd still need to program the robot arm first. tongue.gif

 

Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday.

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Necronomicon said:

Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday.

But who'll program that one, hmmmm?

Next thing you know, we'll be getting into some deep metaphysical origins of the universe issues here.

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Necronomicon said:

Just get another robot arm to program the first robot arm, and you can sit back and sprayallday.

But who'll program that one, hmmmm?

Next thing you know, we'll be getting into some deep metaphysical origins of the universe issues here.

 

The arms can program each other.

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dryad said:

Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert?

oh hell yea i can 'use' ya. thumbs_up.gif but in terms of your job skills any monkey can be trained to do that shit. that combinatorial chemistry shit is way last millenium.

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I know a recruiter who I think specialises in your field, do you want to PM me with a phone number and I'll have Frank call?

 

I was surprised to find out somebody did that for a living (recruit biotech and something drug thing something workers) as it seems a very narrow field, but it's the truth, at least from my laymans piss poor ears it sounded like "biotech blah blah recruiter" something.

 

I could be off, but who knows?

 

Bill

 

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dryad said:

I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable.

 

Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert?

 

Sounds like a god-awful job due. And boring yellowsleep.gif

 

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dryad said:

I'm bored and there's this stupid incompetent bitch I have to work with who hates me and decided to do everything in her power to make my life miserable.

 

Anybody know anybody who could use a hotshot biotech/drug discovery/high throughput screening/lab automation expert?

 

That sucks....hope you can find something better, like spraying on cc.com on company time.....

 

 

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