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gapertimmy

Touch My Tuft: An Oregon CC.com Love Fest

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CROSS POST FROM OREGON FORUM:

 

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Thought I'd start up a rope up TR thread so it wouldn't get lost among the original planning thread. Here's how it went down.

 

THURSDAY 18:00

I arrived home and frantically checked the mail, thankfully I saw the package from AMAZON.COM, I ran back to the house and opened it up, I knew my salvation was within the box, and yes it truly was.... my own autographed copy of Rope Up For Dummies by Theodore Ruxpin and Beck.

 

I spent the remainder of the evening scouring the pages that held the life giving beta on how to have a smokin rope up. I realized that I was already way behind schedule and wouldn't be able to get notices in major newspapers about the smith-up, but I reluctantly forged ahead with my planning. Some last minute calls were made, some sausages were bought, and it was time for bed.

 

FRIDAY 10:00

gapermobile rolls into smiffy in high hopes of finding crag partners. rumor had it that the ropeguns of the .com would be sending sick lines in the gorge, but the gorge makes my pussy hurt, and i couldn't find that little beyotch erika, so i did some SICK bouldering and went around slapping fine arses of prana babes all the while promoting the evenings festivities.

 

The bend homies G-RAY and Jlag rolled in wit some serious bling bling around 1ish, and after they signed some autographs in the upper picnic area, the local rock stars rolled down park side, and we set out to work on some of our super secret projects.

 

FRIDAY 19:00

the party rolls over to the blessed grasslands. G-RAY whips the Deschutes IPA outta the subaru, slapeth the tap on top, and magically sprayers started to emerge from the juniper. as if driven by instincts, erik magically appears right as the keg is taped, followed shortly by fire master AlpineK. K gets the fire sparked and then the wimmin start rolling in droves. Muffy, Minx, Carolyn, ChrisT, sheat like 70percent of the wommen sprayers are in the mix, ahhhh jeah, we gotz da bling bling up in the hizzy muhhhh nizzy!

 

The rest of the evening gets kind of foggy for me, the last thing i remember is fejas rolling in and throwing some jager at me, trouble was brewing on the high desert. The keg of deschutes runs dry!!!! But in swoops rbw1966 with the gifts of the Terminal Gravity God, another IPA and some stout.

 

Around when erik was doing solo keg stands, my sorry ass drifted over under a juniper tree and passed out. I discovered the next day that this tree was used as the golden shower tree for most of the evening... but thats a normal friday night for me, drunk, assed out and pissed on.

 

The morning after:

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Well Erik wasn't solo in his keg stands... Michael_Layton and I hepled a bit...

 

AND JUST CAUSE YOU PASS OUT UNDER THAT JUNIPER TREE DOESN'T MEAN WE STOPED RECONIZING YOUR PRESANCE...

 

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I had a great time, so did wife and daughter. Thanks to all for giving them such warm welcomes. Special thanks to host & hostessest, Timm & Becky and to RBW for catching my stupid leader fall.

 

It was great to be able to attach some real people to all the avatars and to hook up with the ones I already know. I only wish I had been there longer and had brought A LOT more beer.

 

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i'm sportin my snaffle sweatshirt though, still lookin hella dope i might add... but what is that brown stuff by my face? someone d-up by my head? cry.gif

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Well, that shot does put you in the running for the poster child contest in the new "Friends Don't Let Drunk Friends Sleep On Their Backs" public safety campaign!

 

It was a great weekend indeed. I think we have a new standard by which to measure plabness.

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Trask and I had a wonderful time, as well. Thanks to everyone for the food, beer, and good times. thumbs_up.gifthumbs_up.gif

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mattp were you the one who asked me about my reverso at asterix pass on saturday? think I ran into you guys as we were coming back from white satin.

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Iain, did you climb White Satin in the morning? We ran into two people who had just come down from there as we were setting up for Sky Chimneys...

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Damn damn damn!! I alas, could not make it, but it sure looks like you guys all had a great time. I'll definitely make it for the plab-ness next year tho.

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MILFS!!!

KEGS OF BEER!!!

TEQUILLA IN A BLADDER!!!

FRESH HORSECOCK!!!

SUNNY BOLTS AND PEBBLE PINCHING!!!!

STEEP GEAR PLUGGIN'!!!

360 deg of SURROUND SPRAY!!!!

 

PARADISE!!! rockband.gif

 

Thanks all for showing me around! I don't think I lived up to Minx,Muffy's, and Erik's expectations however. frown.gif

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that's sooooooo not true. you surpassed all of mine. then again i didn't have any yellaf.gifyellaf.gif

 

" math is hard " thumbs_up.gifyelrotflmao.gif

 

 

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minx said:

that's sooooooo not true. you surpassed all of mine. then again i didn't have any yellaf.gifyellaf.gif

 

" math is hard " thumbs_up.gifyelrotflmao.gif

 

DITTO

 

MIKEY RULES!! and is my new best friend And BETTER SHOW UP TO TAKE ME CLIMBING ropeguns RULE wink.gif

 

 

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michael_layton said:

Thanks all for showing me around! I don't think I lived up to Erik's expectations however. frown.gif

 

well you turned down all my advances......so what am i supposed to do?

 

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michael_layton said:

MILFS!!!

KEGS OF BEER!!!

TEQUILLA IN A BLADDER!!!

FRESH HORSECOCK!!!

SUNNY BOLTS AND PEBBLE PINCHING!!!!

STEEP GEAR PLUGGIN'!!!

360 deg of SURROUND SPRAY!!!!

 

PARADISE!!! rockband.gif

 

Yeah, It was a rockin' good time! Glad to meet some new people and hang out with some I haven't seen in a while. Thanks all.

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erik said:

michael_layton said:

Thanks all for showing me around! I don't think I lived up to Erik's expectations however. frown.gif

 

well you turned down all my advances......so what am i supposed to do?

 

smileysex5.gif

 

Ether

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What the hell was that thing on top of the "PLAB" sign? Some type of animal carcass pieces?

 

Also: Texplorer is a sicko endurance junkie. You don't go running up Misery Ridge, for goodness sakes!

 

Bailed Saturday and missed the Main Event, alas. cry.gif

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rbw1966 said:

erik said:

michael_layton said:

Thanks all for showing me around! I don't think I lived up to Erik's expectations however. frown.gif

 

well you turned down all my advances......so what am i supposed to do?

 

smileysex5.gif

 

Ether

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