HRoark

Don't we all.

If anyone brings up Texas, or politics, just say "I done come t' this here place to talk 'bout climbin' and that's wut I've a mind t' do". CBS, I can't believe you would stereotype this dude in such a way. THIS is exactly the reason that people get scared off from this website, intolerance from people like you!! (I couldn't even type this with a straight face, hehehe)

What about Chocolate trombone or donkeypunch?

Do you use a cooking oil or something thicker?

I miss mikeadam and chepe

Bitch.

Fuck you, you clown punching rim licker Does this mean that I punch the clown while licking rim, or that I punch the clown while fanatizing about licking YOUR rim, or that I punch YOUR clown while licking your rim? I'm so confused. I know you're confused, that is evident. It means that you punch your own clown and simulate licking your own rim using kitchen implements.

I thought you only soiled yourself during reruns of "Cops".

Fuck you, you clown punching rim licker

Everyone gets discriminated against. Come out and join in the fun.

No fucking shit. I totally fucking agree with you.

Wow, I agree with jkrueger. Maybe there will be peace in the world someday; this is certainly a miracle.

Killjoy

I liked being a 'conservative beefcake fucktard'. Besides, I'm sure most agree, on this website, that I AM a fucktard and I'm okay with that. Mods, please make me a fucktard again. Thank you. Roark

Thanks for the sentiment, but your poetry skill suck donkey dick.

Where you are the sphincter

To our fallen comrade-in-arms, , fighting the war of spray and dying a valiant death.

Don't gloat, it's beneath you.

To this I can only say, "I know you are, but what am I?" uuhhh wasn't that VICE presedent there smarty pants??? Could be, it still stands.

Classic, Dru.

maybe you should do a little research and think about what your skills and abilities are. mount rainier can be fairly serious business. I've been up Rainier several times and would be happy to do one of the easier routes with you. I've done a couple "internet climbs" with people I didn't know. More than 50% end up staying below 11000 because they just aren't in good enough shape. If this is true of you, I will know after the first day to base camp and I will climb without you. I am not a mountain racer by any means but if we can't make a thousand feet an hour we should be close at least. I run about five mile every day for a month before a climb. That run includes a couple big hills. It is also important to hump a heavy pack up a steep hill a few times. The glacier skills can be taught at base camp. Read a few books though. There are a lot of good glacier skills books out there. Just make sure you have the concepts of self arrest, prussicking and the z-pulley extraction system down in theory. Practice prussicking in a tree if you can. Set up a z system on flat ground and pull a box or a lame dog. Do all this and post on this site. PM me when you are ready. It's not that big a deal if you are in shape. We can get another one or two off this site. Cheers! I'd be up for this, Bug. Good training for other objectives this year. Also, dude, you may want to consider early or mid-June for the Emmons; many of the crevasses will still be covered/closed and navigation could be easier. Roark

No, people like be die because fucktards like you don't know how to merge onto the freeway. Bwahahahaha!! You have a problem with my opinion of Condoleeza Rice's electability? I'm sure you are too young to remember a woman by the name of Geraldine Ferraro. She went down in a ball of flames attempting to run for President. I'm not spouting some inane sexist drivel, I'm simply stating an observation based on having followed politics and public opinion for how many ever years I've been voting. I don't think that a woman can gain the popular support to win the Presidency. Discuss. To this I can only say, "I know you are, but what am I?"

That would guarantee that I would never show. I think this shit goes in cycles. Who fucking cares? Show if you feel like it, it always seems like a good time is had. If I knew that there was a good possibility that chuck would get slapped in the head by Caveman again, I'd probably show.

Isn't that racial profiling?