EWolfe Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 So: Should women deal with the seat being up Should guys remember to put the seat down Should women put the seat back up Discuss. P.s. have you ever "fallen in" ? (girls? ) Quote
Dru Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 Put the fuckin LID down too You can afford air conditioning, you don't need a little p[ool of water evaporating to cool things down. Quote
sobo Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 I was raised to put the seat down after use, so I do. So does my wife. We have a great relationship because of this mutual understanding and respect. Quote
Scott_J Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 If you are breaking up: 1. piss and shit on the seat. 2. put plastic wrap under the seat so that the female piss or shiting get a surprise 3. plug the toilet after filling with piss and shit then leave with all your belongings 4. flush a lighted seal bomb and run for the door with your belongings 5. loosen the floor bolts and break the wax seal then calmly gather belonging and leave 6. remove bolts, remove toilet and leave with it and belongings 7. fill toilet with plaster of paris and flush as it stiffens Anyone else want to contribute!!!!!hahahahaha This is all done to anyone that fucks with you, but on break ups its especially goooood. Quote
EWolfe Posted August 14, 2003 Author Posted August 14, 2003 sisu_suomi said: If you are breaking up: 1. piss and shit on the seat. 2. put plastic wrap under the seat so that the female piss or shiting get a surprise 3. plug the toilet after filling with piss and shit then leave with all your belongings 4. flush a lighted seal bomb and run for the door with your belongings 5. loosen the floor bolts and break the wax seal then calmly gather belonging and leave 6. remove bolts, remove toilet and leave with it and belongings 7. fill toilet with plaster of paris and flush as it stiffens Anyone else want to contribute!!!!!hahahahaha This is all done to anyone that fucks with you, but on break ups its especially goooood. You, Sir, deserve to spend the rest of your life alone and frustrated. Quote
lummox Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 MisterE said: Should women deal with the seat being up Should guys remember to put the seat down Should women put the seat back up just make sure that all the piss an shit disappears or else clean up your own shit. that and wipe until theres no more brown. Quote
Fejas Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 not only the seat, but the lid too... whats so hard about closing up shop when the jobs done. guys, if ya sprinkle on the sides, wipe it up; its your piss... and girls, I know your tired, but how hard is it to remember to flush the fucker after ya piss in the morning or in the middle of the night... Quote
allthumbs Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 I piss outside on the neighbor's flowers at night. Quote
RobBob Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 how hard is it to remember to flush the fucker after ya piss in the morning or in the middle of the night... hear, hear! Quote
Fejas Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 trask said: I piss outside on the neighbor's flowers at night. Thats awsome... I don't any more now that I live in town, but for ten+ years living out in the country, I never ever pissed in a toilet; shitting only... Quote
chelle Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 Fejas said: not only the seat, but the lid too... whats so hard about closing up shop when the jobs done. guys, if ya sprinkle on the sides, wipe it up; its your piss... and girls, I know your tired, but how hard is it to remember to flush the fucker after ya piss in the morning or in the middle of the night... I agree with you Fejas. The thing comes with a lid, close it. It doesn't matter if you're a guy or chick. I hate staring into the bowl when I go into the bathroom. And if you're up on your Feng Shui, you'll know that keeping the lid shut keeps your money from draining away when you flush. Quote
Off_White Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush. There's quite a bit more here Quote
MissNormandy Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. Quote
sobo Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 MissNormandy said: He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. You piss and shit in a bidet?? Ewwwwwwwe! Quote
MissNormandy Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 sobo said: MissNormandy said: He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. You piss and shit in a bidet?? Ewwwwwwwe! someday... The master bathroom will have a urinal, a toilet and a bidet... No more midnight splashes in the John Quote
Sphinx Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 MissNormandy said: sobo said: MissNormandy said: He's got his shitter, I've got my bidet, problem solved. You piss and shit in a bidet?? Ewwwwwwwe! someday... The master bathroom will have a urinal, a toilet and a bidet... No more midnight splashes in the John Shouldn't you be doing homework or something? Quote
gohawks Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 The most efficient solution is to leave the toilet seat in the position you use it. That will minimize the total number of times that the seat has to be put up or down. Quote
allthumbs Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 b-rock said: I so want my own urinal. If I were to build a new house, or even remodel my existing bathroom, I'd definately install a urinal. It's a must have for that morning piss hardon. Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 I keep the seat cover down if for the only reason that we have a bunch of shelves full of toiletries above. I'm always knocking stuff down and I don't want to have to reach into the toilet to retrieve an item. Quote
sk Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 catbirdseat said: I keep the seat cover down if for the only reason that we have a bunch of shelves full of toiletries above. I'm always knocking stuff down and I don't want to have to reach into the toilet to retrieve an item. do you know how many grems are released airosol style each time you flush??? close the damn lid Quote
allthumbs Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 Hell Muffy, I'd lick the seat after YOU used it. Yum, yum, I want sum. Quote
bunglehead Posted August 14, 2003 Posted August 14, 2003 Off_White said: In 1975 Professor Gerba published a scientific article describing the little-known phenomenon of bacterial and viral aerosols due to toilet flushing. The more you learn about it, the scarier it sounds. According to Gerba, close-up photos of the germy ejecta look like "Baghdad at night during a U.S. air attack." The article ominously depicts a "floor plan of experimental bathroom with location of gauze pads for viral fallout experiments." A lot of virus fell on those gauze pads, Gerba found, and a lot of bacteria too. In fact, significant quantities of microbes floated around the bathroom for at least two hours after each flush. There's quite a bit more here Shudder shudder. GROSS. reading that link gave me the willies. Quote
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