allthumbs Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Download this bitch and join society as thinking, intelligent human beings, rather that dumb fucking morons without a clue. Spell Checker Poem Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect awl the weigh My chequer tolled me sew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted July 21, 2003 Share Posted July 21, 2003 Try to Realize Already Stolen Knowledge Ignorance Surfaces Antagonism When Only Meanings Answer Nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 geez, trask. spelling isn't everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 thelawgoddess said: geez, trask. spelling isn't everything. The ability to clearly communicate is always nice, and what is missing in today's education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 tlg, your stock's so high on this board at the moment, you should charge people to exchange pm's with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 DAVE SCHULDT... where are you??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 thelawgoddess said: geez, trask. spelling isn't everything. That's true, but if you want ME to take you seriously, you'd best get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Spelling is way more important than Dave Schultd seems to think but less important than Trask makes it out to be. If you want to really piss off Dave spell his last name Schultz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 RobBob said: tlg, your stock's so high on this board at the moment, you should charge people to exchange pm's with you. Please, dude. You didn't just jism on your keyboard or anything, did you? Have some respect for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 AlpineK said: Spelling is way more important than Dave Schultd seems to think but less important than Trask makes it out to be. If you want to really piss off Dave spell his last name Schultz. Kurt's right as far as message board babble goes. In the business world, a shitty speller is nowhere. My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He says that if the sender is too stupid or lazy to proof read and correct his/her document, then they don't warrant his time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 trask said: AlpineK said: Spelling is way more important than Dave Schultd seems to think but less important than Trask makes it out to be. If you want to really piss off Dave spell his last name Schultz. Kurt's right as far as message board babble goes. In the business world, a shitty speller is nowhere. My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He says that if the sender is too stupid or lazy to proof read and correct his/her document, then they don't warrant his time. I've reviewed resumes and given recommendations to employers; those with spelling errors, or grammar errors, go right into the trash. Doesn't matter how many degrees or years of experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Yeah for business spellchecking and proof reading are very important. On the BB some misspelling is ok, but Dave does take it a little too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 RobBob said: tlg, your stock's so high on this board at the moment, you should charge people to exchange pm's with you. huh? i've been told i give good e-mail, but i'm not really into those sorts of pm's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 FUH Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 One should do business in English, diplomacy in French, command troops in German, make love in Spanish, and sing in Italian. In amplification one should do his cursing in Arabic, though this is complicated by the diversity of that tongue. Fuck U too, lummoxhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 trask said:My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He should try circling the error with a red pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 ever notice that they dont have spelling contests in spanish speaking countries. but they do in english speaking ones. english is a bitch. who the fuck cares about spelling as long as the meaning is conveyed. pompous pricks thats who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Attitude said: trask said:My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He should try circling the error with a red pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 lummox said: who the fuck cares about spelling as long as the meaning is conveyed. pompous pricks thats who. dumb fuckers like you obviously don't, but then you're tagged an idiot, so it's moot - btw, enjoying your job flippin' burgers at Wendy's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Speaking of dumb fuckers, Trask: "For you fucking college boys who can't spell." Next time, get your shit right before you go talking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Speaking of dumb fuckers, Trask: "For you fucking college boys who can't spell." Next time, get your shit right before you go talking shit. For your information, DFA dumb motherfucker, I ran that title in Word, looking for incorrect grammar or sentence structure. It's fine the way it's written. Go fuck your mother some more and leave me alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Good, Trask; you just keep letting Word think for you, and DFA will keep pointing out that you're an idiot. How'll that work out for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 trask said: AlpineK said: Spelling is way more important than Dave Schultd seems to think but less important than Trask makes it out to be. If you want to really piss off Dave spell his last name Schultz. Kurt's right as far as message board babble goes. In the business world, a shitty speller is nowhere. My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He says that if the sender is too stupid or lazy to proof read and correct his/her document, then they don't warrant his time. I concur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 You forgot a period or exclamation point to end that sentence properly, young lady. Grade: B-/C+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 trask said: Kurt's right as far as message board babble goes. In the business world, a shitty speller is nowhere. My uncle the attorney will throw away correspondence with spelling errors, rather than bother reading it. He says that if the sender is too stupid or lazy to proof read and correct his/her document, then they don't warrant his time. Just curious...If he refuses to read it, then how does he know there are spelling errors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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