Dru Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 eatz bobz nutz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 MissNormandy said: Hey trask baby... I found you a new avatar. Â Classic! You go gurl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 fuck- this is some funny shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 should we start a poll? wheter or not bob gets herpes from his trip abroad or when he gets back to the warm embrace of layton and necro? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 he already has chlamydiae - picked it up sucking off Necro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 MisterE said: He always drinks all the beer and scares the women. Â he doesn't scare me. but he is definitely one crazy clown-puncher if there ever was one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Try livin' w/ him! Me and my buddy came home one night to find a 7 inch kitchen knife stuck through a nastygram (tellin' us to pick up our pig stye) in the front door!!!!! Â He's a good guy, but a crazy bastard!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 appears to me the fuckin' B-ham contingent is bristling with fuckin' nut cases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Dru said: I ate bob'z nutz sautéed ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 trask said: appears to me the fuckin' B-ham contingent is bristling with fuckin' nut cases  No shit! Hang out downtown for a few minutes too get the feel of the mental clarity of this town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 trask said: appears to me the fuckin' B-ham contingent is bristling with fuckin' nut cases  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 24, 2003 Author Share Posted July 24, 2003 trask said: appears to me the fuckin' B-ham contingent is bristling with fuckin' nut cases   Thanks for the thought, Trask. I knew there was a reason I felt so at home here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 I dont know bob but fuck off bob if you are still in euro land. Â Toodle-oo. Â If you know Chriskoz then tell him i say hi. Fucker is probably on mount shithole -aka the big one in Zealand this winter or summer depending on what part of the land u live in. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 25, 2003 Author Share Posted July 25, 2003 Just got a PM from Bob, he's going to clown-punch me like a weeble for this thread.  He got caught in a lightening storm in the Tatra's ( ) , and it struck 25 yards from him!  Oh, well. Nobody has a perfect aim, even God     Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Missed! Damm it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Bob is a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 29, 2003 Author Share Posted July 29, 2003 Someone told me recently Bob is a Really good Ass Climber !?! Â WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 i didn't know bob was into climbing ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 thelawgoddess said: i didn't know bob was into climbing ass! Â or that he was good at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I think Bob would be a better Ass Climber if he didn't punch so much clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Formaldehead said: I think Bob would be a better Ass Climber if he didn't punch so much clown. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_xxxth_Avatar Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 I always wondered what CrazyPolishBob did for a living, massage therapy can't be that popular in Bellingham, but now I know http://secretworldgovernment.net/ScienceFiction/CrazyBobs/CrazyBob'sHouseo.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_xxxth_Avatar Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Polish Bob lived in Poland. His name was masculine in Spain, therefore he was a man, so he thought he was special. Bobiloski noticed that his shoelace was untied. He started to cry. "Why me? Why me?" he asked repeatedly. Â "What's wrong?" asked Bobiloski's sidekick, Shoeshine Boy. Â "My shoe is untied untied my shoe my shoe is untied my shoe is shoe untied," said Bobiloski between sobs. He clicked his feet together like he saw a guy do in Washington D.C. at the [Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?] Suddenly, a tornado carried him and Shoeshine Boy to the Land of Waz. Â "We are in the Land of Waz" said Shoeshine Boy. Â "Hey! We're in the Land of Waz," said Bobiloski. Â "That's what I just said." Â "What?" Â "Nevermind." Â Suddenly, the Little People jumped out of the bushes and started singing a beautiful malady. Bobiloski woke up and found that it was all just a dream, however. Odd thing was that his shoes were still untied. He decided to tie them. He did so, and his feet were stuck together. That was the untimely end of Bobiloski, and Poland will always remember him as The Great One. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My_xxxth_Avatar Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Bob Goes on a Urinating Spree! Yipee! Â Bob drank twenty gallons of water. Then he urinated on his neighbor's lawn. "I'll get you for this!" shouted Bob's neighbor. Â This angered Bob, so he urinated on his neighbor and ran away. The next stop was the local firestation, where the old ladies were playing bingo. Bob urinated on the cement floor, splattering about ten old ladies. Then he ran to the well with the little boy that had fallen into it. He urinated into the well, soaking the boy good. The boy cried. Bob fled the scene and started urinating on everything he saw. He urinated on a bush. He urinated on the dog that was also urinating on the bush. He urinated on every ant he saw crawling on the sidewalk. He watered a garden with urine. He went into McDonalds and urinated in a urinal in the restroom. He urinated on french fries. He urinated on a Big Mac. He ate a different Big Mac. By this time, Bob had emptied his giant bladder. So Bob bought a small soft drink and got 87 refills. He was ready to urinate some more. Â Bob urinated in his pants. He urinated on more ants. He urinated from a roof. He urinated like a goof. He urinated on the walls, on the floors, on the ceilings, and on the doors. He urinated on punks, he urinated on drunks. He urinated on men, women, children, and pets. He urinated until everything was wet. He soaked the ground, he soaked the sky. Nothing in the world was going to stay dry. The rivers flooded and the oceans grew. The world turned yellow instead of green and blue. The North Pole turned yellow. Just like lemon Jello. The ice all melted from the heat of his piss. and flooded all but Mount Everest. Â This is where Bob lives today, alone. He is king of the world now called Urine. Pretty soon he will begin devising a plan to undo the damage he has done. Until then, he will just have to hold it or he'll flood Mount Everest's peak and drown. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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