Terminal_Gravity Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 My three entries... 6 words - This Dyslexic walks into a bra. 5 words - That man's nuts; Grab 'em! 3 words - I hate bigots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 2 words: "Dylsexics Untie!" 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 MisterE said: 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 How about a poem? Fleas Adam had em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Sphinx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Formaldehead said: Sphinx. I have the same notority as TRASK! Oh, you kill me.You're so FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 trask said: MisterE said: 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started I know, My Bad: you've been such a kinder, gentler Trask as of late... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Sphinx said: Formaldehead said: Sphinx. I have the same notority as TRASK! Oh, you kill me.You're so FUNNY dude if you were stoned right now all those smiles would be soo cool!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 yeah, tg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Why do Scots wear Kilts? Sheep can hear zippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Last two things a redneck says: "Hold my beer" and "Watch this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 rbw1966 said: Last two things a redneck says: "Hold my beer" and "Watch this!" Sounds like the boys from the small town I grew up in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 iain said: Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep. thanks verm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_K Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 rbw1966 said: Why do Scots wear Kilts? Sheep can hear zippers. Jason - where are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 2 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. a termite walks into a bar, asks the guy behind the counter, "Is the bartender here?" the guy says no, so he leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 bunglehead said: 2 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. heh, heh. you'd think i'd have heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Hear about... the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 and trask was the other 1% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Q:How do you make a woman cum twice? A:Who fucking cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 How do you greet Necro? "Dipshit!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Q: Why is Sphinx such a stupid cunt? A: His Mom is his Brother's Sisterniecewife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 What is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner? Hint: it has to do with where you mount the dirtbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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