Terminal_Gravity Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 My three entries... 6 words - This Dyslexic walks into a bra. 5 words - That man's nuts; Grab 'em! 3 words - I hate bigots. Quote
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 2 words: "Dylsexics Untie!" 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" Quote
allthumbs Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote MisterE said: 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started Quote
Sphinx Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote Formaldehead said: Sphinx. I have the same notority as TRASK! Oh, you kill me.You're so FUNNY Quote
EWolfe Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote trask said: Quote MisterE said: 1 word: "TRASK!!!!!" I 'spose you think that's funny? Don't get me started I know, My Bad: you've been such a kinder, gentler Trask as of late... Quote
erik Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote Sphinx said: Quote Formaldehead said: Sphinx. I have the same notority as TRASK! Oh, you kill me.You're so FUNNY dude if you were stoned right now all those smiles would be soo cool!!! Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" Quote
rbw1966 Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Why do Scots wear Kilts? Sheep can hear zippers. Quote
rbw1966 Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Last two things a redneck says: "Hold my beer" and "Watch this!" Quote
iain Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep. Quote
kitten Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote rbw1966 said: Last two things a redneck says: "Hold my beer" and "Watch this!" Sounds like the boys from the small town I grew up in! Quote
Mr._Natural Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote iain said: Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep. thanks verm. Quote
Paul_K Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote rbw1966 said: Why do Scots wear Kilts? Sheep can hear zippers. Jason - where are you? Quote
bunglehead Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 2 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. a termite walks into a bar, asks the guy behind the counter, "Is the bartender here?" the guy says no, so he leaves Quote
thelawgoddess Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Quote bunglehead said: 2 guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks. heh, heh. you'd think i'd have heard that one before. Quote
iain Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Hear about... the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women? Quote
layton Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Q:How do you make a woman cum twice? A:Who fucking cares. Quote
Necronomicon Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 Q: Why is Sphinx such a stupid cunt? A: His Mom is his Brother's Sisterniecewife. Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 10, 2003 Posted June 10, 2003 What is the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum cleaner? Hint: it has to do with where you mount the dirtbag. Quote
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