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  1. Not bad for an ass candle.
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    Big Walls 4 'Bama

    Well that would be the negative thats got the most positive! duh!
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    palin pregnancy

    Unless you count having sex as a failure in abstinence.
  4. I heard it went off prematurely then he went to sleep.
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    palin pregnancy

    I'm not disagreeing with you here minx, but where Palin and the Republican party campaign on their moral values (Pre-Marital Sexual Abstinence and Pro-Life) it does become neccesary to bring out the family skeletons. On the positive side, if handled properly it certainly goes a long way to humanize a candidate. But I also believe as stated previously that she's a seventeen year old girl. She going through a pretty traumatic experience. She should be left alone. Unfortunately, this kind of exposure comes with the territory.
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    palin pregnancy

    Ya know bug, when candidates speak of change, maybe this is one area where they could start. Yeah, I smell a turd in the woodpile too, and if there is a Desperate Houswives worthy plotline behind Gov. Palin's actions, then expose that. But if it really is just a pregnant daughter, leave her alone. She's got enough to deal with. I'm curious to see how the ethics investigation in Alaska turns out. I have a cousin who is an attorney with the Alaska AG's office. I was thinking of calling him to see if I could get an unedited report on her.
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    palin pregnancy

    Not exactly where I was going, but that could be one strategy. The way I see it, the Republican Party needs McCain a little more than McCain needs the party. I was making an assumption that McCain sees so much of his ideals and attitude in Palin that he wanted her as his running mate.
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    palin pregnancy

    Lots of really fricking interesting conjecture going on here. I hate to overuse the "m" word, but maybe McCain has know all along of this latest development, and was hell bent on his opposite gender twin being his running mate. The rumor I'm hearing of her faking the pregnancy and birth of her latest child to camoflauge her daughters pregnancy is a real screamer. Straight out of one of the plot lines from last seasons Desperate Housewives. If this is as it appears and that her daughter is just another teenage american girl from a small town that got knocked up, I hope they let her be. Its really a shame; when my sister began having trouble her kids years ago she had to give up her career to stay home to try to right the situation. You would think that Sarah Palin might consider it.
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    Dino's such an ass

    Hey, who said this in 2004 "I will leave my fate up to the voters of this state. My opponent will put her faith in lawyers. Imagine that." Smug grin It was the candidate party puppet that ended getting a battery of lawyers to fight what was allowable under state law! Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Gregoire fan, but Dino Rossi is a bigger asshole than most people know.
  10. I am.
  11. Look Rob, this article did not come from Fox News. How in the world can any of us be expected to believe this unfair and unbalanced piece of journalistic speculation?
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    Big Dog!

    That thing has your naughty parts all engorged and tingly, doesn't it?
  13. I thought that the interwebs thing got closed for cleaning every couple of years?
  14. Yeah, you'd think that at least Edward's people would have substituted a picture of an attractive woman as opposed to the one he was doing......
  15. Peace and condolences to family and friends. Be safe out there folks.
  16. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so I can't imagine why anyone has time enough to cry
  17. Who wants to start a poll as to whether Sobo is the Matador or the pillow taster? I'm guessing he's just playing dead in hopes of turning off any potential suitors. Call me a schlump, will ya!
  18. My vote's for sale, who wants to buy it?
  19. Actually, Archie's number is 665.78943. Not quite, but a pretty good approximation. So Sobo, are you drunk yet?
  20. Yup, Edwards is a slimeball for having the affair, or maybe he had the affair because he's a slimeball. Oh well, at least he wasn't trolling for gay sex in a public restroom in an airport. Oh wait! Was that a thinly veiled political attack?
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    kumbaya

    Porter is Kumbayatic
  22. Mud Falcon!!!!
  23. One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" - Otto from A Fish Called Wanda
  24. What the fuck? Such a friendly and versatile word. Some examples: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - J.F.K. "Who the fuck is going to know?" - Bill Clinton Good choice minx. given the events of the morning thus far, very appropriate.
  25. I was just thinking about this. Maybe he did the deed on the bus because the bus didn't stop at a pig farm? Or, have you ever been on a flight and had someone next to you fall asleep with is head tilted in your direction? And then the asshole starts drooling on your shoulder?
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