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  1. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so I can't imagine why anyone has time enough to cry
  2. Who wants to start a poll as to whether Sobo is the Matador or the pillow taster? I'm guessing he's just playing dead in hopes of turning off any potential suitors. Call me a schlump, will ya!
  3. My vote's for sale, who wants to buy it?
  4. Actually, Archie's number is 665.78943. Not quite, but a pretty good approximation. So Sobo, are you drunk yet?
  5. Yup, Edwards is a slimeball for having the affair, or maybe he had the affair because he's a slimeball. Oh well, at least he wasn't trolling for gay sex in a public restroom in an airport. Oh wait! Was that a thinly veiled political attack?
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    kumbaya

    Porter is Kumbayatic
  7. Mud Falcon!!!!
  8. One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" - Otto from A Fish Called Wanda
  9. What the fuck? Such a friendly and versatile word. Some examples: "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - Custer "Any fucking idiot could understand that!" - Einstein "It does SO fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" - J.F.K. "Who the fuck is going to know?" - Bill Clinton Good choice minx. given the events of the morning thus far, very appropriate.
  10. I was just thinking about this. Maybe he did the deed on the bus because the bus didn't stop at a pig farm? Or, have you ever been on a flight and had someone next to you fall asleep with is head tilted in your direction? And then the asshole starts drooling on your shoulder?
  11. How about we get this site closed captioned for the thinking impaired....probably get a governent grant to cover it.
  12. Hmmmmm....This is a stu On second thought, better not post that.
  13. So, is that under your button down, or will you be posting about your visit with HR later today? Not that I care or anything like that.
  14. Give me apathy or give me whatever. What a lame 1000th post. just like the other 999
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    what is a hippy?

    No, Jesus drive a Honda. It said in the Bible that Jesus and all his disciples were in one accord.
  16. Are you really trying to claim that CM cyclists follow traffic laws? They claim they're trying to raise awareness, but all they're doing is pissing people off and acting like punks. I've gotta agree with Fairweather on this one. I don't have a problem with cyclists. I occasionally commute on one. However, the Critical Mass Group appears to be a bunch of aggressive chip on their shoulder assholes who look for any opportunity to create a headline or byline for themselves or their cause.
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    Group Hug Monday!!!

    oohhh a fresh steaming coiler!!!! Maybe that's the warm fuzzy I'm feeling inside!!!
  18. Doug

    Group Hug Monday!!!

    The love emanating from this group hug makes me feel all warm and fucking fuzzy inside.
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    wretched BO

    You Montana guys are pretty much out out of the barn when it comes to beastiality anyway, eh Bug?
  20. well it is an election year afterall...
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    Poo Thread

    I don't know. I kinda believe the whole reading on the crapper thing is hardwired in with the chromasome. When you think your son is ready, head towards the bathroom, give him the sports section and see if instincts take over.
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    Poo Thread

    you know which one I'm talkin' about...the kids on your lap?
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    Poo Thread

    will there be a re-post if the infamous Sobo dumper pic?
  24. yeah baby! only those mounties qualified for technical hiking will be out and about....or if they're north of the border oot and aboot.
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    Liberal Guilt

    back to the topic, most true liberals have gone through intensive therapy to get in touch with their inner sociopath. once that occurs feelings of guilt just disappear. my observation though; those on the extreme left can be pretty whiny (why I hate NPR on Sunday mornings). Those on the extreme right: angry sumbitches.
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