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Doug

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  1. That's completely out of bounds. You mean a candidate for President has to be able to show some past success at leadership? Are you next going to suggest that COMPETENCY counts? Was that facetious? C'mon Matt, I want the leader of the free world to have proven that he or she can lead something. Except bolted routes.
  2. Q: What's the difference between a dead racoon laying in the road and a dead lawyer laying in the road? A: There are probably skid marks in front of the Racoon. Q: What do you get when you cross a Lawyer and a Pig? A: Hey, there a some things a pig just won't fuck!
  3. Doug

    Horde Hoard

    Can Harry Pi weigh in on this? We will waive the rules to allow commie to post!
  4. A couple of more strokes and I'll have that avalanche probe ready!
  5. so it appears that you survived the feiry helicopter crash into an already melting ice shelf.
  6. the rapture
  7. cmon' ivan, at least credit dennis leary a little. ya know why? two words: nuclear fucking weapons. that's right we got the bomb!
  8. Yellow Jacket Tower is kinf of alpineish.....
  9. While in theory everything you state is valid, in a two person glacier travel scenario you inherently accept the risk of having a very difficult crevasse rescue. I would have personally used a two kiwi coil set up where both members could rig a slight mechanical advantage should the other fall in, but the first course of defense is for the one in the slot to prussik themselves out.
  10. I burned som old tires.
  11. Well I'm glad someone finally spit them out.
  12. HOW ABOUT JUST POSTING IN CAPS????
  13. +2 your math is bad. shouldn't it be x2
  14. Paul, where's the recycle logo on those things?
  15. It appears tha Nalgene is taking it seriously
  16. Doug

    Best Response

    Now that is some phunny shite!
  17. Doug

    Best Response

    I don't know, lick balls is pretty good as well.
  18. Doug

    Body of War

    Her "handlers" prepared whatever statement/teleprompter she read from. but then how did those handlers know it would be a debacle??? they were rooting for failure. Or they studied Cheney's speech from 1995......
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    Body of War

    So can this film actually be taken seriously? I mean, it was made by Phil Donahue and he is liberal isn't he? Doesn't that mean that he not only has no clue what is good for America, he outright hates America and wants the terrorists to win? Just like maybe Patty Murray and her staff? KkK, is there anyone in congress or the senate who doesn't have their speeches and position papers prepared by staff?
  20. Confused?
  21. Two word on this one: Pierce County.
  22. Just one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while: Reason it's important to understand English. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. There was a short line. Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations". The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"
  23. Doug

    Obama = 666?

    many hundreds = thousands.
  24. Doug

    Obama = 666?

    If you use outlook you can download a revelations scheduler that is easliy imported. Then you can go about your life and let the prophecies take care of themselves!
  25. Doug

    Obama = 666?

    Well you know, I've never seen Barack Obama and the Anti-Christ in the same place at the same time......
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